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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:03pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 4" (1.94m)
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Im a simple man. I like dark haired women and breakfast food. I think that everything Ron Swanson/Nick Offerman says is accurate and the only real way to live.
What I’m doing with my life
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Im currently working for an electrical manufacturing company while I am back in school to finish my B.A in marketing at SNHU.

Update: just started doing stand up comedy. Come and see me try and make strangers laugh.
I’m really good at
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Making you laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
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Would most likely be my height or my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I don't read as much as I would like to admit. I do however enjoy reading any Stephen King novel, Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code & Angels and Demons. Robert Green's psychology books. Anything on ancient civilizations.

Movies: Forrest Gump, Super Troopers, Boondock Saints, Iron Man 1-2, The Avengers, Last of the Mohicans, There Will Be Blood, Kick-Ass, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(the old live action puppet ones, not the new cartoon shit) Clerks 2, Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile. Too many to list.

TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, South Park, Family Guy, HIMYM, Rescue Me, Archer, Justified, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Bizarre Foods, Man VS Food, pretty much anything on the history channel or discovery channel.

Music: Tool, Mudvayne, Metallica, Slipknot, Disturbed, System Of A Down, City and Colour, Alexisonfire, We Looked Like Giants, Billy Talent, Andy Mckee, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton, Joe Bonomassa, Chris Young, Lady Antebellum, Darius Rucker, Toby Keith, Rascal Flatts, Luke Bryan, Tonic, Semi-Sonic, The Wallflowers, Oasis, Smashing Pumpkins, Blues Travelers, SoundGarden, Black Crows, Counting Crows, Warren G, Bone Crusher, Busta Rhymes, Notorious BIG, Mystikal, Lil Jon, Drake, Twista, DMX, and many more covering all genres of music.

Food: Only picky when it comes to certain veggies. I hate olives, sliced tomatoes, cucumbers, onion, brussell sprouts, and squash. I love anything buffalo chicken related, pizza, steak, I've tried some exotic animals like ostrich, alligator, bison, emu, kangaroo, elk. My love for sushi has grown extensively as of late and I'm not upset about it. Any seafood except raw oysters- those are nasty. Italian, Chinese, Thai, Spanish. I will try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, my truck, family, music, coffee, jameson not in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the human mind works. The ideas and thoughts they have interest me. I read psychology books for fun if this wasn't a big enough clue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends gallivanting around or engaging in debauchery of a pg-13 nature.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will tell you any thing you want to know. I am not afraid to be honest
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