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31 M Brooklyn, NY

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Other, and very serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), French (Okay), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm generally easy-going and friendly unless people are offensively stupid. in which case I feel the need to fuck with them
What I’m doing with my life
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biking to Uzbek-Korean restaurants, working on noisy music, taking photos through x-rays, reading my Harper's when it comes each month and then waiting impatiently for the next one, listening to records (Swans on the stereo as we speak, and really always), planning the urban, watching various IT Crowd spinoffs, late night goth parties on Wed (if you know, it's a plus)...

"I want to date-rape life." - Frederick Seidel

"Stare, pry, listen, eavesdrop. Die knowing something." - Walker Evans
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, making coffee and drinks, learning new languages, getting myself into hilarious situations, making friends, talking about obscure shit
The first things people usually notice about me
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ouroboros ring
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I had some shit up about how I hate it when people say they're into "everything" but whatevs, life's too short, so without further ado:

I like a lot of arty films (Tarkovsky, Malle, Dassin, Wong Kar Wai) and am pretty obsessive about a wide variety of music (metal, noise, 20th century composition, jazz, folk, hip hop, industrial, the Weeknd), really would like to learn more about classical music

as far as books, last great thing I read was Red Lights by Simenon, kinda don't read a lot of non-fiction and perennially feel bad about it

and i can eat spicier food than you, just sayin
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music and other art, friends, good food and drink, constant change
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
algorithms vs. heuristics, chance encounters between sewing machines and umbrellas on operating tables, etc
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
who even knows anymore? a show probably
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you want to see a show at Issue Project Room, go for a late night bike ride, eat some awesome tacos, bowl at Melody Lanes, kill a Sunday at the Banya, do some cemetery hopping, or kayak out to North Brother Island

or if this is your idea of a good time