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31 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:57pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Other, and very serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), French (Okay), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Vincent Adultman
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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cooking, making coffee and drinks, learning new languages, getting myself into hilarious situations, making friends, making shit up
The first things people usually notice about me
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ouroboros ring
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I had something up about how I hate it when people say they're into "everything" but whatevs, life's too short, sooooo without further ado:

I like a lot of arty films (Tarkovsky, Preminger, Wong Kar Wai) and am pretty obsessive about a wide variety of music (metal, noise, 20th century composition, jazz, industrial, the Weeknd), really would like to learn more about classical music

last great thing I read was Rapids by Patrick Boltshauser, currently reading some Lovecraft stories, don't read a lot of non-fiction and perennially feel bad about it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music and other art, friends, good food and drink, constant change, this
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
algorithms vs. heuristics
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
who even knows anymore? a show probably
You should message me if
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you want to see a show at Issue Project Room or Vitus, go for a late night bike ride, eat some tacos in Sunset Park then bowl at Melody Lanes, kill a Sunday at the Wall st Baths, check out some gallery shows, have a Twin Peaks/Peep Show/Kids In The Hall/Trailer Park Boys marathon, or kayak out to North Brother Island

also! if you wanna hang by the fireplace and listen to records cause that's sort of my plan for all of winter