Aspiring dolphin trainer that works in a restaurant in the
meantime. Days off are frequently spent having pints and laughing,
walking around the city, or riding my bike attempting
I should probably put some more thought and effort into this.
I’m really good at
Writing profiles for online dating sites...or maybe not.
Playing my favorite song at the time over and over again.
The first things people usually notice about me
I asked a friend this, and the reply was "you ask stupid
questions". Fair enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, Diners, Drive-ins,
& Dives, Dexter, The Wire
The Big Lebowski, High Fidelity, Swingers, Wall Street
Beach House, Washed Out, LCD Soundsystem, Ghostface, Van Morrison,
Tame Impala, Fleetwood Mac, Tribe, whatever's clever
The six things I could never do without
Jokes (preferably funny ones)
Clothing (pretty important)
Are we at 6 yet?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
important sandwich related issues.
But mostly daydreaming.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Then doing hoodrat things with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Shazam just may be the most important invention of our
You should message me if
If you're feelin what I'm puttin down, and your sense of humour is