Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can find humor in just about anything and am pretty much
impossible to offend. I'm kind of shy when I first meet new people
(probably why I'm letting the internet find me a date) but I'll
quickly come out of my shell if I find I have something in common
with you and especially if I can quote funny movies without driving
you crazy (yes, I will be quoting Monty pythons on a regular
I really like video games, really really like video games. If there
is nothing else going on I can probably be found in front of my
computer playing a game. I'm also a big fan of going out to see
movies but most of my friends are lame and would rather wait until
they come out on DVD.
I like board games and card games, my favorites being Settlers of
Katan and Cards Against Humanity. That latter one being much more
fun when your drinking. Speaking of drinking my favorite drink is
definitely the long island iced tea (so delicious), but because
it's so easy to get shit-faced on those I usually am drinking a rum
and coke or pretty much anything that isn't beer and isn't too
girly (I like the girly drinks but can't get myself to order one in
public). Also, I apparently like to use parenthesis a lot.
I'm pretty terrible at keeping a budget, not to the point of being
in trouble or anything but I tend to be an impulse shopper and feel
like I can't wait to own everything. Amazon may be the worst thing
to ever happen to me.
I've also never said no to a vacation that I've been invited to.
Been across the pond a couple of times and would like to go back;
used up all the English speaking countries though so might need to
learn a language first. But my favorite thing is cruises and if I
manage to make enough money or win the lottery (even though I don't
play) I would love to retire on a cruise ship(s). I also have the
goal to visit every US state and only have about half of those
covered. So I foresee lots of traveling in my future. Unfortunately
I really hate flying...can we just invest in high speed rail
I'm also a big fan of science, astronomy in particular. I don't own
my own telescope yet but it's on my to do list. In the meantime
I'll just keep reading books about all the cool shit that's
happening way up there. If you want to know all about black holes
and dark matter just let me know and I can pretend to know what the
heck I'm talking about because those things are confusing as
hell. If I ever go back to school I'll probably get a physics
I really like animals, cats in particular. As soon as I can I want
to get a couple cats: a Ragamuffin and a Savannah. Both have dog
like qualities but are much cooler looking.
Hobbies: Reading, video games, movies, biking, hiking, hanging with
friends, Reddit, cooking, yoga.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m currently trying to save for a house but I keep going on
vacations, short term fun is winning against long term plans.
I’m really good at
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Not sure how good I am but my friends always put me in charge of
baking desserts for our get-togethers. I also really good at
quoting movies. Expert at forgetting peoples names.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I have no hair and a kick-ass beard. My lack of
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read just about every day before bed, mostly fantasy,
horror, and science fiction: Song of Ice and Fire, Dresden Files,
Calvin and Hobbes
Movies: Not too big into horror(unless it's mixed with mystery) but
like pretty much everything else depending on what mood I'm
Shows: I almost always wait until a season is complete before I
start watching it, I don't like waiting: Walking Dead, Newsroom,
Dr. Who, West Wing
Music: I tend to like at least one song from every artist but
mostly into rock: Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Bush
Food: I'm kind of a picky eater so I cook most of my own food and
rarely eat out, also help with being healthy. But I can almost
always find something on a menu I'll like and have no problem
eating the same things over and over. Love pizza, probably to the
point of addiction. I have to force myself to only have pizza a
couple times per week else I would have it every meal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet - I'm not sure I remember how to go shopping without
Video Games - I play all the time.
Vacations - I want to retire on a cruise ship.
Brother - My best friend even though he lives in Buffalo :(.
Friends - Without them I'd never leave my apartment.
Pizza - I could eat every day, someone should probably have an
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I live so far north and yet be incapable of handling even
this much heat. I should probably move to the antarctic and hang
out with the penguins.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Occasionally I'm out with friends but usually I'm at home playing
games or watching a movie. I'm very much a home body.
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