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cjkrythos

29 M Akron, OH

My Details

Last Online
Mar 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a dorky and politically confusing individual that drives truck, listens to techno/industrial, enjoys the outdoors(namely camping), plays occasional random PC video games, and loves all that is goodwill(yes, I mean the store). I have a strange pension for brutal, unrelenting honesty(that is to say, that if you ask a question, no matter how personal, ill answer it completely and totally truthfully).

I am geeky, silly, and open-minded

Surgeon General's Warning: this profile may give you facepalms, groans, heartburn, and possible death by excessive laughter. You have been warned.

TAGS: geek, books, sci-fi, science fiction, video games, zombies, camping, bicycling, truck driving, werewolves, dating, fantasy, dork
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm actually a truck driver. I just got a new job thats regional, meaning Im out mostly all week, but I get back to Ohio every other night. Whether or not I actually GO HOME is another story. I work out of Wooster, so driving back to Akron is questionable.

I hope to quit driving truck one day. Its a fantastic job and I'm proud to be doing it, but in all honesty, it aint much fun being a truck driver when it comes to attempting to have a social life.

I'm also working toward getting my own place, which I do intend to buy. Right now I'm living with my grandfather. We both have similar attitudes and he needed someone to help with the bills. There is also a chance I might be buying his house.

FYI, my truck driving does not mean I'm the type that doesn't bathe, listens to country, bitches about Obama or is excessively overweight. Truck drivers are like Starburst, we're all a bit chewy though some of us taste better than others. I'd hope I'm more of a lemon flavor as I can be sour sometimes, but usually I'm fruity, yet sweet. Yes, this means I do get stuck in your teeth, so be prepared for cavities.
I’m really good at
Finding deals.... yeah, its sad, but we all have to have hobbies. its this or Masturbation..... oh wait, I do that too >.< Cleaning up and looking nice for dates and special occasions.

cooking. I cook for my grandfather and he likes my cooking. I usually enjoy things with cheese and BBQ sauce on them the most, but Im also known for involving broccoli in the mix. Making awesome brownies lately. BTW, Im terrible at cooking vegan, so Its probably not a good idea to ask.
The first things people usually notice about me
My appearance makes me look a lot younger than I am, so I wear a beard often. The beard will change shapes often because I'm constantly searching for new looks. I seriously look A LOT younger than I am.

My sarcasm, my sense of humor, and the puns.... OH THE PUNS.... they do not stop!!!

My sweet tooth, which usually leads to a lot of ice cream, usually cookie dough or fudge brownie.

Oh, and I'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
A Whisper of Wings by Paul Kidd. Absolutely my favorite book ever. I prefer sci fi and fantasy novels, but Ive also a smaller interest in mystery and romance, so I have a wide variety of tastes with books. I also enjoyed the Xanth series, jane lindskold's wolf series, Brian Jacques' "Castaways of the Flying Dutchman"(magnificent book), The Spellsinger series by Alan Dean Foster, Charles De Lint's "wolf Moon", CJ Cherryh's Chanur saga, Andrew Swann's Moreau series, KD Wentworth, and Lisanne Norman's Sholan Alliance series. Been reading a lot of Heinlein, Terry Pratchett, and Alan Dean Foster lately.

Games:
most(if not all) starship flight combat games(IE Wing Commander, Galaxy on Fire 2, DarkStar One, Etc...) Many various RPGs(FF series, Legend of Legaia, Vindictus, etc...), and some RTS and FPS series if the game story is good enough. MacGuffin's Curse and a handful of other puzzle games. I'm not big on MMOs because they all tend to be about mindless grinding or farming of stuff, and then your life goes to s%(t because you never leave your computer.

TV shows:
Fringe, Supernatural, Stargate, Sanctuary, The walking Dead, Lie to me, Misfits(Hulu Exclusive show), Eureka, Warehouse 13, Better off Ted, did I mention supernatural, Pretender(an older show), and Chuck.

Movies:
"second hand Lions", "Limitless", "John Carter", "Never Cry Wolf", "The Abyss extended edition", "Green Street Hooligans", "fight club", "lucky number slevin", "Fifth Element", "Scary movie 1" and "2", "Shawshank Redemption", "American Beauty", Johnny Depp movies, Adam Sandler movies. I love pretty much all varieties of movies except for horror movies. They just generally fail to scare me. I grew up watching the Hellraiser movies, the Alien Trilogy, and anything else gory and scary that no child should ever grow up watching. :P

Anime:
Bleach, One Piece, Bagi monster of mighty nature, Summer Wars, Fairy Tail, and the ORIGINAL Dragonball(before the constipated battle noises of Z), Hayao Miyazaki films and a few others that catch my fancy. I like anime with more of a story and less of a bunch of overly muscular teenagers grunting in constipation. Oh, and Naruto sucks(yes, I said it, what you gonna do about it?) I know it isnt Japanese anime, but the Avatar series was and still is, one of the best animated series out there. I am avidly awaiting the release of the next season of Legend of Korra.

Food: Most anything meaty and home cooked. I will however try just about any food once. I love Indian food. I also love Ice cream and milkshakes the way Bill Clinton loves interns. Yep, fresh, creamy, and under the table.

Music: I listen to Trance, Goa, psytrance, industrial, some metal bands, certain classic rock, and some 80s pop groups. Included are bands like: NIN, Green day, Lonely Island, VNV Nation, Crystal Method, Delerium, Marilyn Manson, Orgy, Garbage, Hybrid, Blackmill, Eiffel 65, Fatboy Slim, Synthetic Dream Foundation, Mushroomhead, and Prodigy. I will also admit to enjoying classic Micheal Jackson(before he turned into Skeletor) "YOU IS ALL IGNANT!!!"
The six things I could never do without
Geeky stuff. childhood Cartoons, PC Video games, etc...

broccoli...... WHAT!?!?!?! hey, its good when its cooked right!!! Plus it makes me poop, and as we all know, everyone poops.

Juice. I love cranberry grape juice and Ruby Red Grapefruit. I drink all Juice like some people drink soda or coffee.

Books, reading, audio books, etc.....

The Internet, after-all, where else would I get my source of free porn?

A vehicle. I try to take care of my car even if Its nothing special.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about life. What I'm gonna do with it. I tend to think most about the house I'll live in a few years from now, which often leads me to go window shopping on foreclosure websites.

I also ponder fantasy and sci-fi related stuff like zombies, werewolves, and how lame sci-fi original movies are. (OMG SHARKTOPUS!!!)

Finally I sit around and wonder both how Match.com could think that taking so many of the better features of this site out would have been a good idea.... AND how there can be so many women on here who claim to want to date people, but refuse to meet you in person(or at least claim they have something they need to be doing, every day, all day. I mean really, did you expect me to believe that excuse. If you dont like what you see, just say so.
On a typical Friday night I am
playing on the internet..... WHAT!?!?!? there are so many things to do online, I'm essentially guaranteed to never get bored. I can check my stocks and then play a few games with my joystick...... FLIGHT SIMULATORS you warped child you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'd totally become a werewolf if(and ONLY IF) I could control it. I figure it would be awesome. Dig up the flower beds in the mean lady's yard, chase cars, crap in someone's prized vegetable garden, invite muggers to try to mug you..... I figure it would be pretty entertaining. Sure, forcefully transforming would be a bitch, but if you could control the wolf side, I'm sure you could have lots of fun with it. Besides, whats more cuddly than a wolf? You know you'd want to rub my tummy or play fetch!!!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
...if you like geeky people. I happen to rate a 6 or 7 on the geekometer. yes, that is a scientific number. Newton's geekometer has never proven to be false.

...If you have an attitude. I prefer smart-asses to the meek ones out there.

...If you like werewolves, zombies and related discussions or movies. Vampires need not apply *sprinkles glitter*

...If you just want to chat. I got aim, yahoo, and unlimited talk and text on my cell. I prefer chatting over the phone tho because I can put on my headset and talk for about an hour or so.

...or if you like to travel a lot. My job involves travel, but not as much as my previous truck driving job. This one is more on the east coast and southern states.

...If you have a car and a job to support making trips to fun places. I especially like women who are self-sufficient.

...If you read my profile and DIDN'T take me completely seriously, laughed, and thought my sense of humor might be worth having around. Afterall, I'm limited edition, and I do not come on compact disc.

...Or if you are a complete dork, look good in a bathing suit, and want to go to the Bahamas.
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In case some of you haven't gathered, I am a smartass and I try to enjoy life for what it is, an adventure. But with all things in life, there are always going to be some things I can't live with. The following are reasons you shouldn't message me unless you dont plan to date seriously. If something in the following fits you, I can promise you it wont go beyond a few dates or basic friendship.

...If you are over the age of 25 and don't have your license. Medical reasons aside, you would have had 10 years to get a drivers license, and if it hasn't happened yet, it never will. I can't deal with the thought of going on more than one or two dates with someone who literally REFUSES to get their own transportation. Insisting on riding your bicycle to work is one thing, but you can't tell me you don't have a reason for at least getting a basic drivers license. I say this because if I were injured and you had to drive me to the hospital, what would happen?

...If you want to save my soul because I don't go to church often enough(which is probably once a year, if even that). No offense, but my belief in god shouldn't be an issue. If you believe otherwise, it wont work out. Yes, I do believe, but its on a completely different level from most other Christians. Ive discovered this bothers people so I'm making this known beforehand.

...If you have any intention to drag me to a football game, or make me watch one on the TV. For several personal reasons, I have to refuse to watch football. I wont even watch it with my grandfather, and I absolutely adore him. Most other sports I have no problem with and some I will enjoy going to games, even if I wont play much of them in my spare time(baseball and soccer). But, American football is of no interest to me. If you want to watch in your spare time without trying to include me, I'm fine with that.