Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I spend a lot of time telling stories or trying to figure out how
to tell a story. Carry a notebook around with me. Document almost
every piece of dialogue that I find interesting. I'm fascinated
with how people treat each other, whether good or bad, it's all
interesting. I just want to make movies, tell a story, in some
fashion. I don't know what else I would do with my life. Probably
be homeless, talking to myself under the turnpike.
If I could live in the woods, I would. In fact, I've been hardcore
considering quitting my job and moving up North and just hanging
out in the woods for a solid 6 months.
A friend once told me, "You're made of nonsense".
Here's a pretty accurate representation of how I act amongst the
peoples in the world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Out here in good ole LA living the delusional life of an aspiring
filmmaker and actor. Work as a cam op for money and make short
films in my spare time.
If you're interested, here is something I made.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't like this question. It makes my brain unhappy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I read a lot of Hunter S Thompson, Cormac McCarthy,
Johnathan Lethem and a bunch of others. I recently really got into
these two books by DC Pierson, "Crap Kingdom" and "The Boy Who
Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To". They're both hilarious and very
Movies - Most everything. Kill Bill, Punch Drunk Love and No
Country for Old Men are a few of my favorites.
Music - Very eclectic. Always changing. I try to listen to
Food - I eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Cameras. Cameras in general. Not one in particular. I just don't
know what the hell I'd do if there were no cameras.
2. Real books. I'm not looking forward to the day that books are no
longer published and are only uploaded as files onto the
3. Food. I need food. Pretty sure without it I'd die. Maybe.
4. Camping. I have to get out of the city and into the wilderness
at least once a month or I go insane and start throwing cars at
5. Ninja Turtles. This is self explanatory.
6. My ability to grow a beard. If I woke up one day and someone
said, "Hey dude, so, um, you, uhhh, can't grow a beard anymore.
Sorry man." I'd probably just become a hermit and live a lonely
life of solitude. My cat would be there. But no one else. Just a
dude and his cat. And no beard.
7. Obligatory 7
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the neighbors above me are doing. It sounds like the
apocalypse most of the time.
I often wonder what other dudes' profiles on this site look like. I
imagine that it must be pretty terrifying to be a woman on this
danged there site.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either making a movie or wandering around with peoples someplace
that isn't boring
Adventuring to some random point on a map I find and seeing what
the hell is in store.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once unearthed this very tiny fossilized bug thing. Was really
happy about it at the time. Was a super cool discovery. But then I
heard somebody extracted DNA from it or something and a bunch
people got eaten by some giant reptile things at a theme park near
Costa Rica. Not one of my finer moments.
You should message me if
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Various reasons. If you enjoy chaos and spontaneity. Do whatever
makes sense in the immediate moment.
If you watch this and still want to meet me.
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