Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was abandoned as a child in the wilderness of Northern Maine and
raised by a family of traveling circus midgets.
I am fiercely loyal and protective to the ones I care about.
I like the moonlight on a warm summer night. I haven't been on a
roller coaster in a while so I need to find one to ride. I love the
wind in my face and the speed. I love the excitement of new places,
I haven't had a lot of chances to travel, I would love to travel
I play some guitar(admittedly, I'm a bit out of practice at the
moment) and love 80s cartoons. I'm a huge Transformer fan. I'm an
operation Iraqi Freedom veteran.
I would like to go hiking in the fresh air, or skip across a lake
on an inner tube. I know how to shoot a bow and have played around
with medieval hand and a half training swords. I have trained in
Jeet Kune Do(the fighting style Bruce Lee co-created).
I am aspiring stop motion animation director, I could use some help
with it though. I have come to the realization that I really want
to co-write and/or act in an amateur/big budget film (not porn, you
I am something of a Nerd. I love science fiction and fantasy. I am
fascinated with sci fi technology, I love space ships and robots. I
love to read technical manuals about sci fi tech.
I love to play my Xbox 360. Let me know if you want to play. My
gamer tag is S1DESW1P3
It seems okcupid thinks I am galactically arrogant, not true.
Confidence is not arrogance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a unicycle mechanic. I specialize in tire rotations and
alignments. I used to be a clock tower clock winder. I could have
gone pro but it has become all about the money, no one does it for
the sake of the winding anymore.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In highschool I was voted most likely to survive a zombie invasion.
Also captain of the Analogy Team!
Driving in snow.
Telling the difference between mayonaise and salad dressing by
I've been told I am quite the cunning linguist.
I can take an arrow in the knee like a champ!
My super-human strength allows me to open things you would normally
find the contents of unobtainable. Like pickles, olives, spaghetti
sauce, and the like.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have to believe from the way the construction women ogle and
wistle at me while I walk to work it's my fine shapely legs.
I don't know, you tell me. No really, I would like to know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like more things than listed, I just don't feel like typing them
all out. Go ahead and ask me though.
The Dark Tower series
God is Not Great
I am America(and so can you)
5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth
Lord of The Rings
Back to the Future
Mystery Science Theater 3000
It depends on my mood what I listen to. I will listen to all kinds
of music from punk, alternative rock, and some metal, to cheesy 80s
love songs. I also like orchestral movie scores. I don't like
country, systhesized radio pop, and rap/hip hop.
Sevendust, Breaking Benjamin, NOFX, Lagwagon, Melloncollin. Just to
name a few.
I hate onions!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am going to take over the world.
Post apocalyptic wastelands and my survival strategies.
Why do so many girls on here have pictures wearing fake mustaches?
Do girls have mustache envy? What is up with that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually dont make advance plans, so it depends on what is going
on. I can go out and do something, or say home and do something
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have the best sense of direction
I don't believe in the moon....I think it's just the back of the
I am fullly capable of engaging in serious discussions when
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't really put a lot of stock in okcupid's match percentages,
so don't let that stop you from messaging me if you want to.
I am ready to try life in co-op mode, I would like something that's
going to last a while.
You like my profile and want to talk. Im looking for Someone
flirtatious who likes to cuddle and hold hands. Sense of humor is a
must since I like to joke around. I'm looking for a girl that likes
excitement, but also doesnt mind just hanging around. I understand
my girl has her own life and her own friends just as I do so she
will have her own stuff to do. Someone who is real and not trying
to scam me. No one with loose wiring or sexually repressed need
You want someone to protect you from horror movie mosters!!
You recognize and appreciate the reference in my username.
If you are going to give me a high rating, and I am aware that
people have, why not just send me a message and see what happens?!
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