You: So James, if you're such a cool guy, why are you doing this online dating stuff?
Me: Well I'm glad you asked that. It seems as though in our day and age this is just something that people who are single and are interested in meeting somebody tend to do. We're the pioneers of this thing, really; nobody did this before we did and we're figuring the rules out as we go. We all know friends who met their loving spouses on a site like this, so ultimately the reason is why not?
You: I dunno, just seems kinda shady.
Me: Might be because you're a girl and you get bombed with 150 messages a day from creeps, I totally get that.
You: More like 250.
Please note: This profile is very long, and quite likely you will not be able to digest it in one sitting. That's fine; if you do take the time to read it, you'll have a fairly good understanding of what I'm like.
Here's some quick-hit information about me that will help you frame the things you will read (if you manage to read it all, which I will be impressed by):
~Homeschooled through high school
~Police academy graduate
~Information Security professional and business traveler
~Played drums in a garage band
~Bartended for a bit once when I got bored at my desk job
~Some people call me El Toro
~Three sisters and no brothers
~Pretty good at beat-boxing
~I love nice clothing and dressing well
(Note: the above is a gentlemen's rule, and I firmly believe that we should go back to a society where it has no bearing on people's perception of your sexual orientation)
I like that rap song on the internet by Jon LaJoie: "Everyday Regular Guy" I think it's called, where he raps about being "just a regular, everyday, normal guy" and how he's "got 600 dollas in the bank, mutha-----". I'm kind of like that guy.
Trying out the Instagram feed thing. I think it will add a bit more color. If you want to see more, my Instagram name is the same as my OKC name.