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claireybear24

29 Jamaica Plain, MA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a tall blonde who has one speed: giggling... Well, technically I have three speeds of giggling.
I want to learn and find new things to experience.
I kind of wish I was a mermaid...
In other creature news: bull penis sausage is surprisingly tasty (Wild Foods Festival - NZ) and one time a horse tried to strangle me in Belgium.
I find my family and Boothbay Harbor, Maine to be amazing. I love to spend an evening on a deck overlooking the ocean while having a few drinks and maybe some oysters.
I also like humor, science, breweries, art, math and fire pits.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living in JP and working at an amazing software company where we are super passionate about the open web. I'm taking classes for fun times. I'm tutoring 4th graders in math. I'm learning how to sail. I'm writing short sentences.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing, reading people and other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm smiling, busty and tall :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love to read. When I'm reading a great book I don't get anything done & I'm always late. My solution is audiobooks.
I like wordy fantasy/fiction, funny history, entertaining science: Douglas Adams, Sarah Vowell, Neil Gaiman, Patrick Rothfuss & David Sedaris. Harry Potter, LOTR, Pride and Prejudice (also & Zombies), Sherlock Holmes, etc etc etc

Movies: Hook, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, OSS 117, Anything directed by Mel Brooks or Wes Anderson, LOTR, X-Men, Batman, Shaun of the Dead, any Monty Python, Star Trek, A Muppet Christmas Carol, Guardians of the Galaxy, Jurassic Park, etc!

TV: Sherlock, GOT, The Newsroom, Vikings, Parks & Rec, SOA, Conan, Arrested Development, The Mindy Project, Drunk History... etc

Podcasts: Comedy Bang Bang, How Did This Get Made, SYSK, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, RadioLab, Superego, Savage Love, Welcome to Night Vale, MBMBAM etc.

Music: First Aid Kit, The Avett Brothers, The Temptations, Harry Belafonte, The Magnetic Fields, Queen, The Flaming Lips, Cake, Sam Cooke, The Talking Heads, The Beatles, She & Him, The Kinks, Misfits, The Doors, NIN, The Pixies, Billy Idol, Girl Talk, Lily Allen, The Strokes, The Righteous Brothers, The Chieftains, The Lumineers, etc :)

Food: I love to cook and bake. I adore being a hostess and 2am baking sessions with loud music are my favorite. I like curries (Thai is my fav), Mexican, breakfast foods, cheese plates, soup, broccoli, shellfish, cholula...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My loves (family, friends & dog)
Words
The internets
Pockets or a bag
The ocean
A good number of my internal organs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Shark cages: could I actually do it?
Which book should I read next?
Where am I going on my next trip?
Teleportation: What's the hold up, scientists?
Where to find a cheap telescope and how to get it (along with a million pillows and blankets) to a dark hill on a clear night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends at home or at a bar, at a comedy show, playing games, watching movies, driving to Maine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
any of the following apply:

you are genuine and care about humanity
you like traveling (from day trips to international)
you like dogs
you like beer and wine tastings
you like hikes
you like festivals
you like boating and want to teach me
you like supporting yourself financially
you like being fancy
you like getting muddy
you like going to concerts/shows
you have been told you are a great kisser
you spend more time laughing and happy than grumbling and surly
you like the word surly

Trump Card: You are an entertaining, wealthy orphan with an interesting brain (and maybe a hero complex).