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clarencewhirley

40 M Jackson, MS

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Dutch (Poorly), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to have a thorough self analysis here. Really did not seem to make a difference. I will reveal one thing: I'm not a douchebag like 90% of the men on here. Happy Hunting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be an asset in all areas of my life rather than being a liability.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Letting life come to me but knowing when it's time to go after what I want. I'm am an exceptional smartass and part time cynic. Not the bitter kind, the kind that knows how to laugh away life's inconsistencies. The rest is behind door number 3.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hands. Random huh? (No, I don't have carnie hands)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors- Bukowski, William S. Burroughs, Ted Morgan, Wordsworth, Coleridge, Shelley, Tennyson, E.B. Browning, Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Terry Brooks. The Romantic Poets. Cormac McCarthy. Short list.

Movies- Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, The Natural, Basketball Diaries, Bringing out the Dead,

Shows- Criminal Minds, Squidbillies, Arrested Development, Archer, True Crime shows, The League, Orange is the new Black (shut up I know it is lame)

Music- Lucero, DBT, Cory Branan, Frontier Ruckus, Dexateens, Whiskeytown, Jason Isbell and 400 Unit, Phosphorescent, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd, Pantera, old NWA, old UGK, Goodie Mobb, Beastie Boys, Bach, Mozart, Indigo Girls, Gillian Welch, Avett Brothers, Patty Griffin, old Metallica,...this could go on forever. I don't care for techno or dub-step although I have recently developed a secret love for Die Antwoord.

Food-seafood, steak, sushi, italian..I will try anything once
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
See first section. Not much I couldn't do without but there are some things I'd rather have though. Dogs and music and literature and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The utter hilarity of Internet dating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do a lot of things. Variety is essential. I will happily discuss any of these things with you. If you are interested message me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies and I think Star Trek is boring. I also think Son Volt beats the shit out of Wilco any day of the week. "Mermaid Avenue" is the exception.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you know who Clarence Whirley is instead of assuming its my real name.