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clarkc4u

21 Newmarket, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Professional chiller, occasional traveller, natural hard worker, less-than stellar student, somewhat gifted musician, master of staying awake indefinitely…. Just got back from a 2 month solo backpacking trip through Belize, Guatemala and Mexico so I'm basically just saving for my next trip (that will hopefully be longer as well) If you're into backpacking or have been backpacking, I'd definitely be interested in hearing about that! Essentially I try to not be repetitive because it keeps life interesting, as well as myself. I also have an irrational hatred for the trilby and fedora, often fighting the urge to not tell the wearers to immediately burn their hats because they look ridiculous. Feel free to let me know if you don't agree with something on my profile so I can hear your point of view.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to stay entertained which usually is through my friends, driving somewhere new in my civic, the internet, my guitar, or some form of inebriation. I'm considering new jobs that will allow me to rake in enough to go travel again early next year ideally... other than that I have free time to spend with you! ****Friends may take up some of this free time
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up lyrics which either involves changing an existing song or freestyle rapping (not grammy award winning though I'm no Weird Al), Music, skiing, saving money, last minute plans, smiling, making people happy, purposely doing cool things just so I have something interesting to add to my snapchat story (which is lame, but at the same time something to entertain myself with) being independent, starting unusual conversation topics, appearing 'innocent'
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Body type, hair colour, Djibouti (/dʒiˈbuːtiː/ jee-BOO-tee), my smile (because I usually am doing that), glasses, the fact that my nose looks like something that would be on a default video game character, impeccable taste in clothing. But not actually that last part. Depending how aware the person is, my dimple too
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All about dat wizard life at Hogwarts, I was in to the fantasy genre pretty hard back in the day, but I don't read for fun any more unfortunately… I blame askreddit and the gruelling or overwhelming chore of book shopping.

I usually listen to drum and bass, chill-out, hip hop/rap, and liquid in terms of genres but I like others such as alternative rock, metal, and acoustic because they used to be my favourites in the past. At the moment mostly Schoolboy Q, XXYYXX, anything produced by Madlib (Madvillainy, Piñata, etc.) Childish Gambino, Collie Buddz, John Mayer, Them Crooked Vultures, Chance the Rapper, BEAST COAST and Big Sean (just because his lyrics are too jokes) There's a song for every emotion/thing, but trucks/jeans/small towns/farms aren't my interests so I normally stay away from country, which also means I don't own any cowboy hats so if that's your type, I'm not the guy, for the other meaning of country I am. General radio stations though, I definitely prefer the edge or indie88 just because everything else is mostly top 40. Also since I'm recently back from Central America I've grown a liking to some Reggae-ton and Reggae, which only really works in the summer unfortunately though.

Breaking Bad (RIP), the Boondocks, Archer, Trailer Park Boys, Blue Mountain State (RIP), OITNB, I have a lot of shows I watch 2 or 3 episodes of every few months or so on Netflix that I haven't finished yet as well, but honestly the whole novelty wore off a year ago so I barely use Netflix any more...

Already expecting to be outshined in # of movies watched seeing as 80% of girls on here seem to excel at binge watching everything… but I enjoyed Sherlock Holmes, Clerks, Wolf of Wall Street, etc. Movies that have obvious effort put into them, if it has a good story or setting then it's usually good to me. Oh and Donnie Darko just because Head Over Heels is the greatest intro song ever.

I eat everything that is digestible besides like stuff that's digestible but not actually food? I eat lots of things basically, always willing to try new flavours. Although living off a cereal only diet could actually be a viable lifestyle for me considering there's so many different kinds, and cereal for breakfast is like my spirit food that keeps the life blood flowing… I've also just discovered how awesome cooking your own unique recipes can be! Also have picked up some Mexican dishes from taking cooking classes in Merida so if you're Latin you can make fun of my cooking skills.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Right now all I really can't do without is a shower. But depending on my sobriety levels, this can change............ but honestly that would probably just be food then. :S
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which countries to visit next, how things got to where they are now, the unknown, the fact that there are people out there right now that are going to significantly impact my life in the future and I don't even know who they are yet, if the people I've met on my travels will end up being life-long friends, if it would be easier to get 1,000,000 people to give me a dollar or to get 1 person to give me $1,000,000, why hairstyle and eyebrow shape makes you look so different when it changes, how I can up my selfie game because its seriously lacking…
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the liquor Randy. But seriously I'm probably just getting loud, which means I'm either at my house or somewhere with friends. I never have much planned when I'm in Newmarket, it just happens. Unless there's a shortage of things to do, then I may just be at home, upset that I'm at home with nothing to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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my phone number, talking to some people on this site is as exciting as watching paint dry, I tell those people that try to push credit cards on you that I'm only 16...and the fact that I probably won't be able to grow a full beard for another 2 years will most likely keep that bonus going for a while longer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You believe in life after love, awful jokes like that last one are easily ignored, you live close by, you're not just looking for someone else to watch Netflix with, I'm your type, you have backpacking experience or are interested in travel, booze and/or tree aroma filled rooms are a fairly common occurrence in your life, or you know what you want on this site, in which case feel free to send the first message!