Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

As a rule, Man's a fool. When it's hot, he wants it cool. When it's cool, he wants it hot. Always wanting what is not.

I started with a dream, but came to a decision. I started with a dream, but now I have a mission. I have a goal, to see beyond my vision. With imagination, I'll get there.

What I want is what I've not got, but what I need is all around me.

(If you can name the originator of any of the aforementioned quotes, I automatically love you.)

I am intellectual, enigmatic, and idiosyncratic

Being multi-talented. Being fascinated with anything and everything related to classic films. Being passionate about movies, music, food, travel, literature, acting, and countless other subjects. Absorbing and retaining information on almost any topic. Being lazy. Pointing out the absurd. Choosing the perfect gift to give. Arguing my point. Eating an entire bag of popcorn at one sitting.