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  • Ages 25-35
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Last online
Jun 6, 2014
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Affable, loquacious, and logically scatterbrained. I'm a professional cellist (read: flexible schedule), and I moonlight as a house DJ. I like inappropriate jokes and thoughtful conversations. I have two big fluffy cats and a bunch of plants in my studio. I like to binge on pizza, but I also am trying to eat better, and I've discovered that quinoa is fucking awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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I finished school, and have spent the last year garnering cello students, getting DJ work, and (FINALLY) won a position with a local orchestra, rather than just being on their sub lists. I teach from home, but I also get out a lot to exotic locations for weddings, concerts, and stuff like that. Also trying not to be buried beneath my clean laundry pile.
I’m really good at
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Cat whispering.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"This is my exact inner structure, done in a tee shirt. Exactly medically accurate. See?"
-Nigel Tufnel
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Any movie. Doctor Who and Buffy can come, too. Closet Trekkie. I have broad taste.

Currently working on a short stack of books having to do with string quartet performance techniques, musical phrasing, and Calvin & Hobbes.

Music... really, anything. Honestly. Tical by Method Man is good, as is Biggie's Ready To Die. Liking mid-20th century classical works lately, by the likes of Schoenberg, Berg, Webern, Bartok, and Prokofiev. I listen to podcasts of my favorite DJs, these days mostly in the UK. I haven't been too excited about any rock groups in the last 6 or 7 years. Too much music out there! It kills me.
The six things I could never do without
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1. my kitties
2. hot breakfast
3. constant music
4. i've got five on it
5. small tragedies
6. sunglasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
food, boobies and kitties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely at a gig or rehearsal. After that, anything goes.
You should message me if
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You think partying and spelling are not mutually exclusive.