I am pretty cool, unique, and amazing.
My Self-Summary
I'm kinda rad. I laugh at my own bad jokes in the hopes that it
will fool people into thinking I'm funny. But I won't feel
pressured to laugh at your bad jokes. I love eating
cheesecake and
sushi and having
conversations that
include a lot of underutilized words such as "plethora" or
"fisticuffs". I also like using said words in heated
Scrabble matches. I was
described once as Lisa Loeb meets Martha Stewart. I was also told
that I was a combination of the main female characters in Ghost
World. I could claim it's all a lie and that I'm
100% original, but we all know I'm
too lazy to be original. Oh, and I used to be in
Americorps, which means I am a
do-gooder that cares about the world and the people in it.
Gross!
Feel free to send me a msg on: aim- whered my
iq go
yahoo- sarattack
msn-
pirateninjarobot@hotmail.com
myspace-
www.myspace.com/classydame
livejournal-
www.livejournal.com/users/whatinthehell
What I’m doing with my life
Contemplating going to grad school, among other things.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at cooking, writing, knitting, crafts, kissing,
drinking whisky, performing, Scrabble, and living through my
ridiculous adventures.
The first things people usually notice about me
When they first see me- my hair, my style sometimes, if they are up
close they notice that I have multi-colored eyes After they talk to
me- my offbeat sense of humor
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(a) The Picture of Dorian Grey, On the Road, Ask the Dust,
Slaughterhouse-Five, 1984, The Master and Margarita, Post
Office
(b)Breakfast at Tiffany's, Karate Kid, Goonies, Some Like It Hot,
Rushmore, Visitor Q, The Big Lebowski, Eagle Versus Shark
(c) Tiger Trap, Q and Not U, The Notwist, Bessie Smith, Belle and
Sebastian, Moving Units, Pulp, The Shins, Heavenly, Pipas, Tom
Waits
(d) sushi, cheesecake, yogurt, grapefruit, tea with milk, avocados,
breakfast sandwiches
The six things I could never do without
1. eating delicious food 2. having free time 3. mentally
stimulating conversation 4. my family and friends 5. music and
books 6. running water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about a lot of random things, and I often think of several
things at a time. I think of weird hypothetical situations a lot,
like which would be the best way to go if I was facing the death
penalty (I'd go with the
firing squad) I think about my
future a lot, where I want to live, what I want to do, etc. I also
think about food, people I know, and the state of the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being happy about the chance to sleep in on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I once watched a marathon of America's Next Top Model for a good
3-4 hours....ok, it was probably closer to 5-6 hours. That is less
private and more sad. I'm obsessed with twee music, cat pictures,
and Project Runway.
You should message me if
I'm not really here to message anyone, unless you are a long lost
friend or something. I'm pretty much here for the quizzes.
You should definitely
NOT message me if you are 21+ and
would even consider dating someone in high school. Stay away,
sicky! Also, I'm not really into meeting people who are super
conservative, either religiously or politically. And don't bother
messaging me if you're looking for a booty call. That's not so much
my style...unless you're Luke Wilson, Jarvis Cocker or Robert Smith
circa 1986. But those are the only three exceptions, and one of
them is impossible without the technology of time travel. So don't
do it!
ADDENDUM- OK. I'VE RECIEVED AT LEAST A HALF DOZEN MESSAGES FROM MEN
OVER 50. I DO NOT CARE HOW LARGE YOUR PENIS IS. THAT STILL DOESN'T
MAKE ME WANT TO DATE SOMEONE OLDER THAN MY FATHER. PLEASE STOP
BEING
DISGUSTING PERVERTS. THANK
YOU KINDLY.<---While I'm no longer interested in dating anyone,
the spirit behind this message still rings true!