ok... you've been warned... if you go on, it's your own choice, at your risk and danger...
READ AT LEAST FEW LINES BEFORE MESSAGING...
I DON'T LIKE TO BE CHOSEN FOR MY PICTURE.
..a short disclaimer to undersign "virtually" in your mind ;-)
Hate unkind women... if you cannot play the "internet dating game", if you're not flexible and you only apply your rules to the others, if you don't want to listen or if you expect that everybody looks like Prince Charming... you're probably 15yo and you should not be here. So please avoid messaging me.... and avoid being unkind when you realize that I'm human and not a cartoon.
Done? Ok, you can go on!
..I am trying to do my best to make you not read my profile ahahahhahah but if you will go on...
FOR THOSE WHO ARE ADULT AND FLEXIBLE (in this case "flexible" means "intelligent"):
Life is strange... sometime we get what we want, other times we just like what happens to us... So..let's see what will happen to me being here!
Just a few premises: a dating site is like a poker game. You decide to unveal your cards when you want, when you go on in the game an you can bluff, check, bet , call or fold. The games can go online till the final hand, the real date, in which there shouldn't be anymore hidden cards and all che bluffes will disappear because checked. So don't expect to see all the cards since the first moment, althought you could understand what's in my hands from how I'm playing....
Let's start to give the cards and play!
Now...This is a test for you, just read this short story and you will know if we will match:
In the first day God created the light and said “the light is something beautiful”
In the second day God created the water and said “the water is something beautiful”
In the third day God created the Earth and the plants and said “the earth and the plants are really beautiful”
In the fourth day God created the Sun and the Moon and said “the Sun and the moons are so beautiful too!”
In the fifth day God created the animals and said “oh.. animals are so beautiful!”
In the sixth day God created the man… and said “the man is really beautiful”… then he created the woman… looked at her and told her “Hey you… it’s better if you use some make-up”
:-D Ok.. if you loughed, you can go on reading my profile… I love joking about everybody and about myself too.. but it would be much better if you could do the same.
Please notice that although I'm from Rome, for working reasons I will spend my next months in Milan..so I have to change my town in my profile. .
Before you read my profile. I DON'T DO ONE NIGHT STANDS!
...what about 2 ? :-D LOL... kidding of course! :-) I need at least 3!!!
..then...are you looking for something serious? ...I'm not.. You will never find a too serious expression on my face... I love kidding!!! :-D It's plenty of serious guys around here... look for them!!!! I'm not!!!
Warning!!!! When you read my profile, it's better you read among the lines more than the lines.... In my profile too, the dark parts have more meaning than the rest of the face. :-D
SEX SEX SEX... on OkCupid guys are looking for sex (and those who say they don't are liars...) Sex is what men need because of their nature.. So, if you're looking for a man, you should accept as a rule, that any real man is looking mainly (not only) for sex.
SEX SEX SEX... on OkCupid women say.. "DON'T BOTHER ME WITH SEX REQUESTS... NUDE PICS.. CYBER OR CASUALSEX OR ONE NIGHT STANDINGS". Women need someone to talk to (men should listen more than talk), to share time with, to be cared by, to receive emotions from. This is very complicated for a man at the very beginning, but every man can do it in the right situation... so it should not be a starting point to evaluate a man, but a goal to reach with a good strategy.
HOW SHOULD IT BE ?
..men less demanding and more open to understand the women they are in touch with. The sexy poses that women show on their profile (very often) should not be considered like an offer to everybody but something that is reachable in case of winning this hard competition...
...women closer to mens psychology: men are hunters, when they see a woman they like, they want her! It's up to women to drive the situation from the hunter point of view to the situation women want. Just find the man you like...then make him feel comfortable, and then you will realize (100%) that what he was looking for was you !!!!
I know that this is a simple description of a complicated mechanism... but sometime, recalling simple principles to explain the complexity is a good solution for understanding the reality.
NOW MY SELF SUMMARY
IF YOU THINK that men are not here just FOR ONE THING, but at least FOR TWO, then you can go on reading my profile.
HATE VIRTUAL.... It's so beautiful meeting someone new... :-) !!!! Not just online!
HATE HYPOCRISY...more over those women who say that size is not important. No woman ever bought a 4 inches dildo! So, please, when not hypocryte, ask for more information...
BEFORE... you read all my profile (too long ),If you get bored like I did (i never read it..) just message me ! May be we'll find out more just talking to each other!
MORE OVER..and if you're going to visit Italy, please don't esitate to message me! I'm always so happy to meet new people for a nice conversation and a good drink! (but the after-drink will make me much happier!!! ;-) )
Hey.. I'm ok! Nice, open minded, I'm comfortable with your situation, and your sex needs, whichever they are, because I accept it normally as part of you! When I don't like something... I just tell you normally. Tall, clever, smiling and positive. I'm straight and love women for what they are and not for their race, colour, religion, politics or else. Anyway...I don't like women close-minded. If you like to know more about me... just ask, because I can chat with you...
RECENTLY A WOMAN WROTE ME A FEW MESSAGES not to enter in touch with me but to criticize how she felt I am... I will not copy here her messages because she intended to write to me and not to everybody... (I am really respectful of the privacy of everybody) but I can decide to copy here my answer to her messages. Here it is...:
"Dear X, you decided your one was the last message but we live in a free world and each one of us can decide when to quit... so I will quit after my message; obviously you're free to read it or not. You found me disgusting on the base of my profile, but the only disgusting thing is that you started a conversation with someone different from how you are, just to express your critical opinion on how you think that I am and give me unrequested suggestions based on an "ethical world" as it is configured in your brain.
Since you felt free to tell me critically that I took too many dirty tests, that I'm scaring for women, that I'm not respecting myself and I'm not portraying myself a human dignity, that there's something that I should do to improve (in your unrequested opinion), that you suppose my way of life is not that rich... well... as a result of your unkindness, I feel free to give you a kind advice: I suggest you to read a book: "Eye in the Sky", a science fiction novel written by Philip K. Dick ... this will make you think... But I believe, like the main character of the book, that a closed mind is something hard to win... quite impossible to change a life characterized by a narrow view of the world ... The only way to change is reaching a moment of crysis or dying...
I wish you a moment of crysis, of course, that will help you not to change your believes, but to understand that people can be different and will help you in appreciating how good they are in the their being different from your schemes, and more over, that is possible to live all together and have a conversation not being disgusted at the point to feel that is impossible to message anymore...
P.S. I know Meditation, I know religions, I know how I am, I understand that people can be different from me and I accept them all.... believe me: I accept you too!
Well.. it just happened and I don't know what she will write me back. But please, just considering that our lifetime is our only richness, if you feel that I disgust you and you're not compatible with me, don't waste your and my time :-) ok?
Thank you in advance!