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claydogg282

43 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF...

1. Passionate, intellectual, and assertive sounds like an enticing combo.
2. You find quiet types boring (and bad in bed).
3. You enjoy brainy talkers in need of fun and laughs.
4. Your ideal man is a best friend you feel and uncontrollable lust for.
5. Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
6. You're a good person.

I SHOULD MESSAGE YOU IF...

1. You love movies (cable serials count).
2. You believe communication is the key to intimacy (and the ultimate aphrodisiac).
3. You laugh easily, or think you can make me laugh (so long as someone's laughing).
4. You're passionate and compassionate, and know the difference.
5. Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. *Seriously, extra points for the milkshake.
6. You appreciate the irreverence of this list, and know not to take everything so seriously. Sheesh!

P.S. While I'm flattered by all the messages from abroad, requesting that I fly you to the States for coffee and "American baby making", I'm looking for something a bit more local.
What I’m doing with my life
Mastering the art of compartmentalization.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I could use a shave. And probably a nap.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Nurse Jackie, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show.

Books: Ken Follett, John Irving, Pat Conroy.

Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Aliens, Silver Linings Playbook.
The six things I could never do without
Pen
Paper
Pets
Protein
Pancreas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. And if we date, I will ask for your opinion on said everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
"Is it... what day is it?"
Name this movie and I will marry you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I chew gum in my sleep.

My ex-gf says my pics are "horrible" and "don't do [me] justice." So if you like my pics, you'll love me in person.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Don't think, just message.