I run without scissors, talk with my mouth open, and shower in the nude.
I like Chinese food and put "...in bed" at the end of my fortunes.
I cook and give footrubs, but not at the same time.
I always make passes at girls who wear glasses.
I go up stairs two steps at a time.
I am a night-owl and a pack-rat.
I am unwise beyond my years.
I am an outgoing introvert.
I enjoy cheesy movies.
I wear blue jeans.