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45 M Shawnee, KS

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:32pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I like Monty Python, but not so much that I go around quoting it all the time.
I run without scissors, talk with my mouth open, and shower in the nude.
I like Chinese food and put " bed" at the end of my fortunes.
I cook and give footrubs, but not at the same time.
I always make passes at girls who wear glasses.
I go up stairs two steps at a time.
I am a night-owl and a pack-rat.
I am unwise beyond my years.
I am an outgoing introvert.
I enjoy cheesy movies.
I wear blue jeans.
What I’m doing with my life
Wearing pants. Regretting trying to plant my tomatoes in pots last year. Working through Carl Sagan's "A Demon-Haunted World". Considering a job change... I've been at my current one for a looong time. Getting off soda. Getting back onto soda. Getting off soda again.
I’m really good at
Cooking. Procrastinating. Stating the obvious. I am also good at:
- Combining ingredients that do not belong together.
- Bringing order out of chaos.
- Expressing myself in the form of lists.
- Cards Against Humanity.
The first things people usually notice about me
The way I stride into a room like unto a god, surveying all that lies before me.

My super tactless powers. I rarely mean to offend, I just tend to be... direct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read a lot of science fiction, with the occasional bit o' fantasy. Bradbury, Clarke, Asimov, Card, Cordwainer Smith, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett.

Movies: Raising Arizona, Eating Raoul, Blade Runner, Dark City, Tron, Better Off Dead, The Jerk, The Naked Gun, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Incredibles, Young Frankenstein, Lost in Translation, Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles, Army of Darkness, Dr. Strangelove, Fantastic Planet, Airplane!

Video: The Daily Show, Top Chef, Good Eats, No Reservations, Firefly, Futurama, Archer, Rick and Morty, TED Talks, Epic Meal Time.

Webcomics: Girl Genius, Gunnerkrigg Court, Dr. McNinja, SMBC, Oglaf.

Fooood: Chinese, Thai, Mexican, Italian, BBQ, American, Indian. About the only thing I won't eat is seafood. And tofu.
The six things I could never do without
A car with decent head room, a Brita pitcher, my smartphone, British comedy, intelligent conversation, Sambal Oelek.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I should learn how to play the theremin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Committing mad science in the kitchen and accepting my DVR's accumulated tribute.

Clicking cookies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think dark circles under the eyes are sexy on a girl. Is that weird?

I like to collect old cookbooks. Not for the recipes (helloooo aspic), but for the hilariously grotesque food photography and illustrations.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Thou shalt message me if the following activities sound appealing:
- Camping out in the back yard to watch a meteor shower.
- Curling up on the couch to riff on a terrible movie.
- Taking a weekend roadtrip to see the World's Largest Ball of Cows.
- Ordering the weirdest thing on the menu.