I like Monty Python, but not so much that I go around quoting it all the time.
I run without scissors, talk with my mouth open, and shower in the nude.
I like Chinese food and put "...in bed" at the end of my fortunes.
I cook and give footrubs, but not at the same time.
I always make passes at girls who wear glasses.
I go up stairs two steps at a time.
I am a night-owl and a pack-rat.
I am unwise beyond my years.
I am an outgoing introvert.
I enjoy cheesy movies.
I wear blue jeans.

Wearing pants. Chilling through the winter. Contemplating moving my garden to a different part of the yard next spring. Working through Carl Sagan's "A Demon-Haunted World". Considering a job change... I've been at my current one for a looong time. Rediscovering how much caffeine Mello Yello has in it.

Cooking. Procrastinating. Stating the obvious. I do not roleplay, cosplay, LARP, MMORPG, or breed emus, but those are all fine geeky diversions and I applaud those who pursue them. I am also good at--

Combining ingredients that do not belong together.
Fixing my friends' computers.
Breaking my friends' computers.
Bringing order out of chaos.
Expressing myself in the form of lists.

I have a very deadpan, sarcastic sense of humor. This sometimes gets me in trouble, even with people who've known me for a while. Also I'm tall.

Books: I read a lot of science fiction, with the occasional bit o' fantasy. Bradbury, Clarke, Asimov, Card, Cordwainer Smith, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett.

Movies: Raising Arizona, Eating Raoul, Blade Runner, Dark City, Tron, Better Off Dead, The Jerk, The Naked Gun, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Incredibles, Heavy Metal, Young Frankenstein, Lost in Translation, Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles, Army of Darkness, Dr. Strangelove, Fantastic Planet, Airplane!

Telly: The Daily Show, Top Chef, Iron Chef, Good Eats (RIP), Venture Bros, No Reservations, Metalocalypse, Futurama, Ugly Americans, Legend of Korra.

Webcomics: Girl Genius, Gunnerkrigg Court, Dr. McNinja, Sluggy Freelance, SMBC, XKCD, Wonderella, Spacetrawler.

Fooood: Chinese, Thai, Mexican, Italian, BBQ, American, Indian. About the only thing I won't eat is seafood. And tofu.

PS Minecraft

A car with decent head room, a Brita pitcher, my Android phone, British comedy, intelligent conversation, meta-commentary on the intended nature of this list.

Life, the universe, and everything. Bacon. How difficult it is to come up with decent-looking profile pictures.

Committing mad science in the kitchen and accepting my DVR's accumulated tribute.

I think dark circles under the eyes are sexy on a girl. Is that weird?

I like to collect old cookbooks. Not for the recipes, but for the hilariously grotesque food photography and illustrations.

If you consider "dork" to be a compliment, dork. If you appreciate the difference between "not all do" and "all do not".