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cleanline

32 F Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Let's see. I am pretty new to Texas. I am a university professor. I just had to google how to spell 'professor' so thank god I don't teach English.

I feel pressured to write more things about myself.

I am at my first real job. Everyday I celebrate another successful impersonation of adulthood ("Clean ALL THE THINGS!!")
What I’m doing with my life
Being professorial obviously.
I’m really good at
- Editing bad student writing.
- Finding art in people's garbage -- the clean kind of garbage not the icky kind, well, you get the idea.
- Also, working, working a lot, and getting along with other people who work a lot, get it? :)
The first things people usually notice about me
A three year old once told me I had "shiny eyes" - then proceeded to try to take them from me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Recently Watched:
- Game of Thrones :D
- Walking Dead :D
- Things Joss Whedon makes
- Deadwood :)
- The Killing, yes, The Killing.
- I have a strong distinction between movies I like to see in theaters versus in home on the couch. I am sure I am not the only one.

Recently Read:
- IQ84 :D, The Wind Up Bird Chronicles
- Icarus Girl
- Ender's Shadow, that's right, I wrote that.

Recently Listened to:
- NPR. A lot. Do you Like Radiolab? Because yay.
- The Smiths
- Passion Pit
- LCD Sound System
- Music that my better schooled baristas pick out for me.

Recently Followed:
- Designsponge
- Humans of NY (Do you know it?!)

Recently Eaten:
- I like to eat, a lot.
The six things I could never do without
1. A shower in the morning.
2. A coffee in the morning.
3. A friend to call.
4. A good nearby coffeeshop. Baristas whose names I know.
5. Climbing walls (literally, you know, in the gym).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Balancing authority and friendliness with students who are pretty much my age.

And food.

Food.
On a typical Friday night I am
I initially wrote "veggying" but let's face it, I am either out with friends, or working in a coffeeshop.

Okay, okay, truth: I am writing a grant while clicking cute cat videos on Facebook.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you are looking for good company.
Bonus points if you are a bit nerdy.
Minus points if you are crazy.
Plus points if you are crazy in a good way.
It's a complicated system.