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cleanmypatio

31 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish, Esperanto

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My self-summary
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surfer, anti fascist, heavy metal enthusiast
What I’m doing with my life
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decentralizing hierarchical society
giving surf lessons to tourists
slinging vintage clothing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making internet profiles, the moonwalk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fear and Loathing, A Scanner Darkly, 1984, Confederacy of Dunces, Lipstick Traces, Lords of Chaos, Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung, Mountain Get Out of My Way by Montel Williams

Sirkian melodramas, animals doing people things, science fiction, documentaries, Hedwig, Zardoz

I like the title sequence from Roseanne when Dan Connor's face morphs from Dan to Dan to Dan, America's Funniest Home Videos, MST3k, Twin Peaks, Jeopardy, Family Feud

heavy riffing, psychedelic noodling, california country, anything satanic, Todd Rundgren

healthy food, junk food, dumpster food, pie!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 solidarity
2 asthma inhaler
3 my precious angel kitty man
4 pupusas
5 the ocean
6 a guitar
7 no tomorrow
8 I forget what 8 was for
9 for a lost god
10 everything everything everything
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
liberation, california geology and coastal topography
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting stoned and making up songs about my cat
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I drive a van
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you...
surf (or want to learn)
play music
ride a bike
make puns
go to thrift stores, punk shows, museums, county fairs
have a black cat