Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im introverted, dull, homebody, and a total cheater and disloyal to
everyone. Im totally ugly. I hate music, I hate movies, I never
read, children and puppies should both be kicked, and I think that
everyone with a psychological problem should just be locked
Now that I've offended people (and offered up what NO ONE is ever
looking for-spontaneous, cute, funny, etc) feel free to read my
real profile. If you didnt read this far then you have no sense of
I just moved from Rochester back to Haverhill and really dont know
anyone in the area aside from my husband, and we'd both like to
make new friends. Let me know if you need another person for your
D&D game or someone else to watch football with!
Okay, I like to swim, hike, canoe, music is my life, I work, I love
school (Im a strange one), I enjoy a good book to anything on t.v.
My favorite color is green, or purple. Now, I get to talk about
myself and what makes ME unique! Honesty is the best policy, and
I'll always be honest with you (even if it's not REALLY nice) if
you'll be honest with me. Um...whats unique about me...Im a massage
therapist? Licensed-and no, I dont give happy endings. Now my taste
in music: everything. No seriously, I'm interested in listening to
as many bands and as much music as possible. I think anything
that's live is good-even when its bad :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated with my BA in Psychology so now I get to be an
adult and be a productive member of society. Apparently that means
that the governement gets around $200 out of me every two weeks. I
work in a cesspool with a lot ofphone jockeys and assuming you live
in Rochester you are pretty much going to guess where I work with
2-1 odds with that information. I don't hate my job but I do feel
my degree is going to waste right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, flirting, and making connections so I can get
what I want. Im also the best wing man EVER- so you know, if you
need one of those...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would love to say something like "my eyes!" or 'my raven
tresses'. But the truth is, I have large breasts, and thats the
first thing people notice. Right off the bat. Every time. After
that its probably my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love all music, except country-and even then there's exceptions.
Im a big fan of food, and I'll try anything once, but I hate
mushrooms and raw tomatoes so thats usually a buzzkill to my
Favorite movies: MST3k's Werewolf (warewilf?) and Repo the Genetic
Books: I'll read anything I can get my hands on. I got a Kindle as
a gift, and in the first day I had loaded 10 pages of books onto
it. Im at 15 pages now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Body Modifications
3. Small Pox vaccine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my next move is, and what Im going to do tomorrow...or the
next day, or the next month, or the next year....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gaming with my friends, having a drink at a restaurant, or watching
old Law and Order reruns. Since I moved and don't know a lot of
people I spend most of my time with my partner, parobbelaw
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate when people text "K" to me. I'm very rarely in the mood to
I've been a part of OkCupid since it was called "stalkers" and not
"visitors" to see who last viewed you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find me intriguing, you want to critique my taste in
or your itching for a fight. Really, I dont know why this
is even on here. Message me if you feel like it.
Additionally, please note that unless you look like Orlando Bloom
and Johnny Depp had a love child, and that love child is
mysteriously single and on OKC, I will not, EVER, respond to you if
you clearly havnt read my profile. How will I know? You will send
me a message that says "how r u" or "wats up". Okay, the letter O-U
are not that far apart, THEY ARE STILL ON THE SAME LINE AS THE Y!
You are not 13, you clearly can use a computer, so you can spell
out "you" and "are" and "what". Exercise the intelligence of a
monkey and I will treat you like one. Want your banana?
Also, I want to reiterate that I am already in a relationship, not
looking for another long term partner. I'm looking for friends.
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