clementine85
30 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
*not romantically into cis, straight ,white dudes. I get along best with other queers. Also, yo, if you have problems with being emotionally unavailable, have unresolved trust issues or have a hard time talking about feelings, you are going to hate me. You've been warned. I'm too real. I HATE shallow interaction, small talk, and overly insecure people. I've been in therapy for four years unpacking all my shit and now I can't go back to a world where I don't constantly make myself emotionally vulnerable and expect that of others.

I'm witchy, but not just in an aesthetic way. I've been practicing for the past 24 years. I want to start a queer lady posse. If you are down for nerdy shit, karaoke, playing music, making YouTube videos, or just playing board games and high fiving, HMU!

Libra sun, Aquarius moon, Leo rising.

I present as regular old femme, but I identify as a tween boy/drag queen. I identified as male until the age of fifteen, so gender fluid fits best I guess since I would have been perceived as a trans boy the first half of my life.

I am a pomoerotic/gothsexual/twee as fuck-sexual femmie top. Puerto Rican Jew-Witch. Ummmmm...ENFP, but I am pretty sure I am an ambivert. Shy extrovert if you will. I get along best with non-shy introverts and other extroverts.

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What I’m doing with my life
Writing songs on an accordion/piano/synthesizer, film scoring, performance art, comedy writing, making films/memes/cultural trash, lounging on my fainting couch.

I play/sing in two bands. A soul band and a shoegazey/ pop band. Also starting a business teaching voice lessons. If you are looking to improve your singing abilities, get at me!
I’m really good at
Singing, having hilarious/melancholic conversations about existential dilemmas, and obsessively analyzing film/television/literature.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pack a lot of punch in a tiny package? Srsly, people usually think I am 10 years younger than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Film: Possession (1981), Spring Breakers, Daisies, Holy Mountain, Voyage of the Rock Aliens, Dr. Caligari, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Heathers, Sleepaway Camp, Wet Hot American Summer. Horror and Dark Comedies are my favorite of the genres though.

Music: Motown, girl groups from the 50s-70s, Fiona Apple, iamamiwhoami, Owen Pallett, Elliot Smith, Jon Brion, Cocteau Twins, Grimes, Anamanaguchi, Tracy Bonham, Tune-Yards, Robyn, Kate Bush, Tori Amos, musical theater.

Books: Nabakov, Michio Kaku, Karl Marx, all the things. I'm an English major so the list is vast.

TV: ALL Joss Whedon shows, Stella/Michael & Michael Have Issues, Star Trek, Adventure Time, Six Feet Under, Battlestar Galactica, Eastbound and Down, Jessica Jones, Nathan for You, Rupaul's Drag Race.
The six things I could never do without
My cat, glasses, voice, pen, piano/accordion and high fives.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The big picture, music, quantum physics, class issues, aliens, psychology, wicca, conceptual music videos, drag queens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having band practice, making home movies, watching art house flicks, working, dance party!!! or karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like my cat more than I will probably like you and when it comes down to it, I'm really looking for a life partner or my soulmate. I'm a classic romantic.
You should message me if
You're the kind of nerd that would go to a convention (I might have gone to the Star Trek convention in 2011), you're a boisterous conversationalist, you're into dressing up in costumes for themed nights we create, you're a funny person (I've crushed on and dated many a stand up comedian), you're a film nerd, a music nerd or musician, or you're someone who is just into the idea of making a box fort in the basement to hang out in.

Also if you are kinky, a doer, musician or you are a singer and want to sing songs together...

I prefer to date women (trans or cis). I'm def down with all 'dem genderqueer people and androgynous ladies too. Actually, I'm most down with genderqueers and trans women. I just have a history of getting on with y'all the most. Witchy femmes also, get at me.
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