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25 F Lewiston, NY

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Arabic (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
I have killer curves and a very smart mouth. Good luck with that.

I am painfully shy. Especially around guys I am interested in. I imagine it is literally a train wreck for anyone to watch.

Despite the fact that I have absolutely no game, I somehow date a lot. Dating aside though, I take my relationships very seriously.

One time on OKCupid, some dude messaged me and awkwardly told me I have a look about me like I am extremely freaky in bed. He wasn't wrong.

My sense of humor is more crude than any man's and I am a self proclaimed exhibitionist. If you sleep in pajamas, I just don't know about you.

I can't cook. I really only have a kitchen because it came with the house. I use it solely to eat Nutella out of the jar and to make smoothies (with greek yogurt).

My best friends in the world are my Mother, my housekeeper, and my tattoo artist. Really.

I make my own laundry detergent. I just think this adds to my appeal and is absolutely worth bragging about on a dating site.

My last date from OKCupid involved a guy taking me out for a really nice seafood dinner and never calling me again. I am a major seafood enthusiast.

I have a secret passion for European Geography. And for The Chive. I also am a firm believer in the Oxford comma.

I make a lot of to do lists. Sometimes I cheat and write down tasks I have already completed so that I can scratch them off and motivate myself.

I hate to come off as dull, but my days of partying are basically over. I no longer drink to get drunk. That's not to say I did not have my days of standing ontop of a bar stool singing every word to Lady Marmalade just because or chugging an entire pitcher of beer then singing Baby Got Back for karaoke. I just have reached that point where I can go without puking all over myself, missing the dartboard by a mile, and taking home my ex lovers.

I think the sweetest thing in the world is when a guy will brush the snow off my car for me on a freezing day. Kudos if you write me a cute note or draw me a funny picture. Actions speak louder than words.

Recently I was down and out about relationships and a male friend said this to me: "My point is that somewhere, there is a guy who is just dying to spend as much time as he can with you. And who is going to understand you and support you, mentally and physically. And there is no reason to settle for anyone else in the world besides that guy. He is the one who matters."
I kind of have made that my mantra as far as finding the right person.

More than anything, I want to meet someone who was doing just fine before me but never wants to live without me after meeting me.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it.

Making hemp bracelets and selling them in my Etsy store. It's therapeutic to me.

Taking a flower arranging course. Also therapeutic.

Learning how to box. Not kickboxing, real boxing.

I am a nurse and it means everything to me. I work in a field where I am reminded every single day why I love my career so much.

I always have said I never want to date another nurse because I want someone who will respect and admire my career. I always wanted someone who works in a polar opposite career field so we could exchange good stories. Now I have decided I just want to be with someone who loves their career as much as I love mine, regardless of what he does.

I am looking for someone equally awesome to me so we can rock the fuck out of life together.
I’m really good at
Getting what I want.

Filling out ridiculous essays on OkCupid and judging the quality of your essays in comparison to mine.

Being Melissa.
Being a nurse.

Art. Seriously, I will draw you a picture if I really like you.

Reading. Writing.

Sewing. Blind-hemming trousers. Tailoring suits.

Car karaoke.

Double deck rummy.

Drinking beer.

Front handsprings.

Remembering how everyone likes their coffee at work for the morning Tim Horton's run. Or rather, the morning Orange Cat run since I have gotten a job and moved back to my hometown - Lewiston, NY.

Watching sports and not looking like a total flake.

My hobbies include running, rollerblading, golf, shooting, horseback riding, tennis, racquetball, skiing, snowboarding, and skydiving.
The first things people usually notice about me
My porcelain doll face.
And my fantastic rear end.
The six things I could never do without
Judge Judy.

The Wall Street Journal.

The tap to touch purchase feature on iTunes with my iPhone 5S.

My left hand. Seriously, I'm left handed.

My stethoscope. The chest piece has a rainbow finish.

Socks because I currently don't have a sleeping partner that will let me stick my freezing feet inbetween his legs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really like to snuggle all that much. Until I get talked into it. Then I love it.

I am not a real brunette. My hair is just an absolutely incredible simulation.

Sometimes I daydream about how awesome it would be to just quit life and become a SuicideGirl.

When not in mixed company, I sleep with a pink blankey that has Care Bears on it.

Occasionally I forgot to floss. Don't judge me too hard.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are tall, dark, and handsome.

You actually have a job.

You will never get tired of having iPhone to iPhone emoji conversations with me.

You would like to take me out on a nice date.

You will brew me a beer that fits my eccentric personality.

You promise to never write me poetry, no matter how tempting it may be.