P.S. (Yes, a PRE-statement...awesome, no?) I have to update my pictures as I've since cut my hair and look a bit different. When this happens, this message will self-destruct.

Hi. My name is Evey Jeane Goebbels and I am an alien...I love saying that. I currently have a boyfriend but I'm staying on the site for the purpose of making more gay friends and organizing (insert number here)-ways.

About Me: I consider myself fully androgynous and spirit and in body (except I'm not a hermaphrodite...sorry?). In other words, I'm very gay and I look the bill; flaunt it if you got it! I'm very pro-feminine and admiring of drag queens (perhaps, one day, I'll be one) and, one day, I'll paint the world in rainbow haha. I'm also very interested in makeup/fashion, in music and in politics. I'm a bit outrageous and I love being outside the box (in many ways). Speaking of which, my friends, consider me to be a weirdo...and I am. I'm damn proud of that. Don't hate on me. Please? *puppy face* (secret: I can't actually do a puppy face well).

What I'm About: I live for love and for having a good time but I also strive to express myself and to reach out to the world with my message, whether they want to hear it or not. I tend to be outspoken and argumentative when I care about something and the only times I'm not usually fun are when I'm arguing (though, to be fair, I enjoy arguing so it depends on your vision of fun).

My Ambition: I'd love to be a well-known (okay...I'll say it..."famous") singer or an actor someday so I could really reach out and change the world in my own little fucked-up way.

A Night on the Town: I'm not ashamed to say I occasionally enjoy "gay" activities like pride parades, clubs/bars, shopping and all that flamboyant stuff though I also love to just chill and watch tv, go to a concert or a football game or have a dinner party, sip a nice *insert random drink name here* and discuss just about anything from the pitfalls of religion, capitalism and the wars they cause to the all-encompassing debate of whether Lady GaGa has a penis haha. Conversation = life. I also love rock concerts, roller coasters and anything that makes me laugh or smile.

What I Seek: Honestly, I can't really jot down exactly what I like in a guy. One thing I know, however, is that communication is a must. Without good communication (and without good sex), a relationship cannot last. Other than that, I guess you'll just have to find out whether I like you. Lastly, I'm going to go on a limb here and be one of the honest ones: looks ARE important to me. Just saying.

The Dirty: Sexually, I am assertive, kinky and a versatile top looking for an adventurous and willing bottom. Emotionally, I'm looking for someone who will hold me but isn't possessive. To me, good sex is good sex but good foreplay is love. Physically, I go for men of most types though I do have preferences. Lastly, I have kindof a thing for shorter, "cute" guys and emo boys. <3

Closing Argument: I'll tell you firsthand: I'm not for everyone. I think I'm an acquired taste (and I have acquired tastes) and many people don't appreciate me for who and what I am. If you can, I'd love to know you and would be honored to love you.

Kisses Bitches,
Evey Jeane <3

I just graduated high school and I'm heading off to college to get my general education done so I can start a major in whatever I so choose when I'm finished. My main aspiration in life, though, is to make a difference in the social structure of the world and to make as many people smile as possible. Did I also mention I want to be a singer?

Besides that, all I really want out of life is to have as much fun as I can, to follow the open road where it leads me and to find someone who's fun, spontaneous and caring enough to go along for the ride, no matter where we happen to end up.

Singing, writing, conversing. composing (good with melody and harmony; ehh with chords) and living/laughing/loving. There are more things, but I'm also good at laziness...and riding roller coasters despite a fear of heights (I'm good at being afraid sometimes).

My makeup usually haha (I occasionally get confused for a very tall woman). Besides that, girls usually notice that I'm "tall" (I'm average height for an American human male) and guys usually notice that I'm as gay as a daffodil. I'd say people notice my eyes but I wear glasses and they tend to get glare. Also, people will eventually see that I hold my liquor pretty well.

Books, Movies, Music? This shit is my bread and butter. Prepare for longish lists.

Books: Catcher in the Rye, anything on astrology or occult supernatural, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Divine Comedy (AKA Dante's Inferno, Purgatorio and Paradiso), Fahrenheight 451 (re-reading), Night, The Satanic Bible, The da Vinci Code, Beasts, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, various poems and short stories and a bunch of other books I never finished reading.

Movies: The Star Wars Original Trilogy (especially Empire Strikes Back), Return of the Sith, The Wizard of Oz, Rocky Horror Picture Show, V for Vendetta, Milk, Hairspray, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Clerks, Clerks II, Zack & Miri Make a Porno, Hamlet 2, Pineapple Express, The Halloween Series, Grindhouse, Pirates of the Carribean Series, From Hell, The Ninth Gate, Sweeny Todd (yea I'm a sucker for Johnny Depp), WILLY WONKA and the Chocolate Factory (gotcha bitch!), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Shining, RENT, Dreamgirls, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and many, many more.

Music: The Beatles, John Lennon, Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath, Ronnie James Dio, Tenacious D, Spinal Tap, Judas Priest, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Marilyn Manson, Charles Manson, The Misfits, My Chemical Romance, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Who, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, Heart, Elton John, The Cure, Siouxsie Sioux and the Banshees, Joy Division, Bauhaus, David Bowie, Cher, Cyndi Lauper, La Roux, Pat Benetar, Luciano Pavarotti, Sarah Brightman, Monsterrat Caballe, Liza Minelli, Judy Garland, Shirley Bassey, Gloria Gaynor, Bette Midler, Lady GaGa, Britney, Christina Aguilera, Alicia Keys, Kelly Clarkson, Adam Lambert, P!nk, Jeffree Star, Never Shout Never!, Blink 182, From First to Last, Coheed and Cambria, 30 Seconds to Mars, Kelly, Leslie and the LY's, The Lonely Island, T-Pain, Ludacris, Eminem, Kid Rock, Neil Young, John Fogerty, Credence Cleerwater Revival, The Eagles, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Carole King, Linda Rondstadt, Joan Jett, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Amanda LePore, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Leona Lewis, The Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer, No Doubt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Marilyn Monroe, BellaDonna, Tokio Hotel, The Dead Kennedys, The Devil Wears Prada, ArchEnemy, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Rammstein, Deathstars, Lordi, KISS, The Ramones, The Adicts, Green Day, etc.

Food: Anything vegan. I'm rather serious about this particular lifestyle choice and I'd prefer to be with someone who, at least, shares the sentiment. I'm always looking for new and exciting recipes!

Tv: Doctor Who, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Two and a Half Men, Dethklok, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Golden Girls, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, The Soup, According to Jim, The Drew Carey Show, Whose Line Is It, Anyway?, Chappelle's Show, The Wendy Williams Show, The Tyra Show, House, Bones, Supernatural, Smallville, Shin Chan, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Breakfast Monkey (never aired), Perfect Hair Forever, South Park, Reno 911, Frasier, The Jeffersons, The Odd Couple, Sex and the City, Dr. Who (the new series), Mad TV (particularly the earlier seasons), Saturday Night Live, Late Night/The Tonight Show with Conan O' Brien, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Heroes, Wipeout, American Idol, American Dad, Drawn Together, Friends, That 70's Show, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, The Mentalist, NUMB3RS, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Corner Gas, Futurama, Punk'd, Jackass, I Love Lucy, Bewitched, The Honeymooners, Gossip Girl, (The New) 90210, standup comedy, the news, etc.

...I also LOVE Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) and Chris Crocker, if it happens to come up in conversation...

Family
Faggotry
The Arts
Emotion
Beauty
Mystery

To be fair, I probably take for granted air/water/food but, then again, I'd rather die of starvation and thirst than live in a sorrowful, silent world without music.

Too much at one time and not enough anytime else.

I'm usually near home as I don't have any money right now. If I did, however, I'd probably be either out on the town or holding a small, weekly get-together to sip champagne, smoke cigarettes, discuss current events and sing songs. That sounds lovely.

I'm a person of the public domain; nothing private. If there's anything you want to know, just ask.

you simply find me interesting and want to chat and be friends. I always answer my messages and my aim is gaypira713. For any other info you want, you'll have to ask.

Byez <3