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clerical_error

28 F Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a DC native (well Arlington, but close enough). I went to school in Ohio for 8 years, but the call of free museums, limited release movies, and politics was too much to resist, so now I'm back! I have a BA in biology and an MS in environmental science and agricultural ecosystems, and somehow managed to get a full time/reasonably well paying job in my field. When I’m not working I like to spend time with friends, watch movies, go to concerts, read, cook, go out to eat, hike, canoe or kayak, all that good stuff. Generally, I’m just as happy spending the night in with a good movie and some good beer and tasty food, as I am going out.
What else? I have a cattle dog mix named Huxley, and a cat named Edgar. They’re pretty awesome. That’s about all I can think of to say right now. If you want to know something else, drop me a line.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to establish a good work/life balance. It can be awfully tempting to just go home after work, hang out with the dog, and catch up on Netflix, but you'll never meet anyone new that way! At least I hope to never meet anyone new in my apartment... That'd just be weird :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring things out: problems, puzzles, how to make and break things. It's way more fun to make or fix something than to buy something new.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have red hair...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Neil Gaiman, Ken Kesey, Salinger, Fitzgerald, Hunter Thompson, Palahniuk, The Master and Margarita, House of Leaves, graphic novels…

Movies:
I love movies… Old movies, new movies, comedies, dramas, scary movies, good movies, awesomely-bad movies…
So, here are some movies that I’ve liked for a very long time, that everyone wont have on their profile! 12 monkeys, Stigmata, Reality Bites, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Velvet Goldmine, Heathers, Mame, The Thin Man, the Cell, Fallen, The Dreamers, Beetlejuice, basically all Batman movies (yes, even the ones with George Clooney. If nothing else, they're fun and funny), Blow-Up, Chien Andalou.

Music:
Pixies, Bowie, Tom Waits, Violent Femmes, Ween, Janelle Monae, Metric, Tune-Yards, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mike Doughty, Old And In The Way…

TV:
Doctor Who, Sherlock, Walking Dead, Drunk History, Game of Thrones, Venture Brothers, Arrested Development, Children's Hospital, Little Britain, Daria, Twin Peaks, the West Wing, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Cartoons…

Food:
I also really like food. Things I try to eat at least once a month: Pho, afghan, empanadas, rotisserie chicken (with yellow sauce!), sushi, at least one thing I’ve never tried before!

Podcasts:
Radiolab, This American Life, Freakonomics, Studio 360, The Memory Palace, Judge John Hodgeman, Sawbones, My Brother My Brother And Me, The Nerdist, anything humorous and/or informative.

Etc:
Stand-up comedy, NPR, board games, puzzles, funny videos on the internet, stuff AND things…
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My friends
2) My dog (he's pretty awesome!)
3) The ability to get outside and play (wildlife and nature!)
4) Good food and good drinks
5) Music
6) Learning new things!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What will happen when everyone figures out that I'm only pretending to be an adult? Have I pretended so long that I now am an adult?

A brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, watching a movie or getting some food and having some drinks, or staying in and doing the same.
I'm not super into the club scene, but I love live music, stand up, authentically divey bars, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's not really private, but it's definetly a bit different... I collect things: toys, trinkets, old things, shiny things. Really anything that I think is fun or interesting is fair game for a spot on a shelf or wall.
I'm constantly peaking my head into the toy isle to see if they have any unique toy soldiers. I've managed to find almost all of the Village People (cowboy, Indian, soldier, cop, and construction worker... No biker/leather man yet. If you find one let me know!) plus a scuba diver, some old MGM movie monsters, and a few other oddities! It's an inexpensive/ opportunistic hobby... And you know, toys are cool :)
You should message me if
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If you take yourself seriously, but not too seriously.
You love hiking/canoeing/camping and just generally being outdoors.
You like movies, including scary movies.
You want to invite me to pub trivia. I've been thinking about getting into this, but I haven't gone to the trouble of finding a good place to play.
You aren't a homophobe. Seriously, I have a lot of gay friends and family, and I just can't tolerate any bigoted nonsense. That's a deal breaker.
Finally, if you think we have a lot in common and we'd have a good time together, message me!
(Bonus points if you live with-in 30 min of Arlington!)

P.S. Sometimes it takes me a while to write back. I try not to make my responses reasonably considered. You probably want something more thought out than what I would come up with while walking between meetings or about to fall asleep. So if I don't write you back immediately, don't stress out. I'm probably waiting until I have a second to write something meaningful.