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clerval_redux

92 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
***FAREWELL, FELLOW JOURNAL SLAVES! We've SEEN things these people wouldn't believe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8 ***

loafer. layabout. no-account ne'er-do-well. this is not the dating profile you are looking for. you can go about your business. move along, move along...

i am humorous, curious, and resourceful—an urban survivalist of sorts, but not in survival mode. i haven't had a "real" job since the dot-com bust and yet i just moved into a new pad,* buy art from artist friends, and have a 700+ FICO.

i take long walks to look at old buildings. i've lived in every borough that matters (sorry, Staten Island). i have never owned fewer than two bikes at any time. i like when the streets are empty and the pie tin is full. i do not like when the streets are crowded and there is no pie. i do not enjoy dancing unless it looks like this. i've given up on leading capitalization in my informal writing. my rule of capitalization is similar to Debussy's rule of composition: mon plaisir!

* from a less expensive apartment—not from my mom's basement.
I’m really good at
seeing what you did there.

working the angles, both acutely and obtusely.

getting into sticky situations.

getting out of sticky situations.

typos on teh internets.

keeping expectations looooooooooooow.

the art of self-sabotage.
The first things people usually notice about me
no one notices me, for i move only under cover of darkness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i go to local music/art venues, recitals, and to the symphony. i have a fondness for DIY musicians and DIY in general. my favorite living musical person is Wendy Carlos. i have a wish to meet her before she kicks off because she's getting on in years. i doubt this will happen. i also think Joanna Newsom is a pixie genius.

i don't have time to watch television but i will cram entire seasons of good tv in a few days. the only show that interests me recently is Breaking Bad.

i read books. in the pile are Atwood, DFW, PKD, Houellebecq, von Neumann, Le Guin, Dawkins, Hofstadter, Lethem, Womack, Morrow, Vonnegut, Munro . . .

i also read textbooks . . . on theoretical computer science . . . for fun. would you like to know why the Quicksort algorithm has an efficiency of O(n·logn)? no? fine.

i'm also somewhat into the indie comics scene.
The six things I could never do without

  1. customary suits of solemn black
  2. windy suspiration of forced breath
  3. the fruitful river in the eye
  4. the dejected 'havior of the visage
  5. all forms, moods, shapes of grief
  6. the trappings and the suits of woe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sentence structure; em dash vs. ellipses vs. semicolon; analog vs. digital; Steve Austin vs. Bionic Bigfoot; Serbian inventors vs. Serbian b00bz; how to learn from past blunders (so many); how to discourage my cat from jumping on the kitchen counter; why you and i are greater than 5% enemies.
On a typical Friday night I am
self-employed. every night is the same for me.

that said, on Friday night i might be found eating Amy's frozen pizza (olive, mushroom, and ad-hoc pepperoni), drinking a good <$10 wine, listening to NPR "podcasts" (i hate that word. why does is still exist?), and searching youtube for the twisted, the forgotten, the profound.

sitting in my cubbyhole, waiting, waiting.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you don't think math sucks.

you agree that having an act that is together is overrated.

you call the wind Maria.

anti-depressants are welcome. anti-psychotics . . . then the drinks are on me.