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clevecanes

26 M Cleveland, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a Cleveland "boomeranger," coming back here after finishing up my Bachelor's in Miami, Florida (hence Clevecanes). I just finished up my Master's in Environmental Studies with an urban planning focus, and work for an environmental consulting firm.

I'm really into Cleveland. I love it here. I love the people, the architecture, the river and lake, and the idea that I can help shape this city's future in a way that is absolutely impossible outside the Rust Belt.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and volunteering!

I work for a corporate social responsibility consulting firm. Basically, I teach Fortune 500 companies how to be "better corporate citizens," with respect to the environment, social welfare and human rights, and corporate governance.

I'm also involved with young professional organizations in Cleveland and the alumni board of City Year Cleveland. I love volunteering and helping my community (legacy of Americorps).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
knowing really random information about buildings in Cleveland. My roommate sees this as more of a hazard than something to be proud of and hates going out with me, but I think Cleveland history is fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ridiculously curly hair.

While studying in China my TA literally attacked me with a scissors to try and cut off a lock. I then got yelled at by the professor for getting out of my seat during class.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ilium, Olympos, Hitchhiker's Guide, Cod, Princes of Ireland, Song of Ice and Fire, Virtues of War, Atlas Shrugged

Movies: Garden State, Despicable Me (or anything Pixar, also throw in How to Train Your Dragon), Boondock Saints, Airplane, Gladiator, Inception, Finding Nemo, Robin Hood Men in Tights

Shows: Community, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Modern Family, Newsroom, Psych, Parks & Rec

Music: I'm currently in love with Florence + The Machine. Also love M86, Mumford and Sons, and Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes. Also: Metallica, Guns n Roses, Eric Clapton, Phish, Foster the People, Nickel Creek, Phil Collins, Bob Marley, Beatles, etc.

Food: Chinese, Mexican, Thai, Ethiopian, Italian, anything but seafood more or less.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Family
-Friends
-Chapstick (people laugh at me for this but it's an integral part of my person)
-Tea
-Nature
-My wallet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I also tend to think about really abstract things that I'll never be able to accomplish on my own, my latest example being: a model of the shadowing induced by theoretical apartment complexes in residential neighborhoods and whether a park would be a good solution to the zoning problems associated with the aforementioned apartments.

Also, the future of Cleveland.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully going to some new part of town, which as an "East-Sider" tends to always be on the West Side.

Let me know of any nice "hole in the wall" places!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The more I live in Cleveland, the more I want to live on the West Side.
You should message me if
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you feel like talking. Or if you're interested in any of the same things as me. Or even if you aren't, introduce me to new stuff!

Also, I updated this with little to no sleep, so please message me with any typos or corrections you would have me make. Grammatical criticism is incredibly helpful.