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clever_userid

34 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I don't even know where to begin. And you're probably just looking at my photos. Since I find self-promotion uncomfortable, consider, instead, my 1 bedroom apartment.

There's the yoga matt, that spends much too much time rolled up in the corner. The climbing harness that I got six years ago, because I liked a girl, and the climbing shoes I got a year later, because I liked climbing.

Notice the pristine scratching post, and two lovely, but destroyed leather arm chairs. Spot the electric guitar that my friend gave me because he never played it, and that I will one day master. The Go set, which I know I never will.

Examine the coffee table books, which include "Zooborns", and "Happy Baby Bunny", given to me by a friend that understands. Spot the small, but colorful liquor collection which grows more numerous with each house party. The cherry-red tea kettle that whistles whenever I have friends over. If you find the right drawer, it'll be full of chocolate (dark).

The kitchen is mostly empty (I get fed at work), but there are two pomelos in the fruit bowl. They remind me of Thailand, where I could get a pre-peeled ones for a dollar. I could also get deep fried cockroaches, but there aren't any in my fruit bowl.

There are two theater ticket stubs on the counter. I go a lot, and keep the stubs. But they are from two weeks ago, because, sometimes, I just leave things out.

The art on the walls is bright, abstract, and will one day be replaced by something I truly love but probably can't afford. There also a platypus toy, because I am strange, and there is no point in hiding it.

Next to the couch is my current book "The Glass Bead Game", and my other current book (because I get distracted), "Origins of Political Order". There's a sketch book, that I haven't touched in years (and only brought out to impress you). Also, my vaporizer.

The living room is clean, but a little messy. It's stylish, but unpretentious. It's a work in progress, but aren't we all.

The bedroom you'll have to see in person.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, dancing, learning, experimenting, loving.
I’m really good at
Cutting watermelon. And cuddles.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I am petting their dog.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So so many. But here are some favorites:

Books
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Diamond Age
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Deepness in the Sky
Kurt Vonnegut
Baroque Cycle
Diskworld Series
American Gods
Anti-Fragile
Alan Watts

Shows
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Archer
Arrested Development
Parks and Rec
West Wing
Coupling
The Office

Music
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Vienna Teng
Regina Spector
Vysotsky
Travis

Food
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I don't like beer, but I like the taste of beer.
The six things I could never do without
I can do without things, but my friends mean the world to me.

I'm totally bluffing, don't take away my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The world. My place in it. How it works, how it doesn't, how to make it better. Who I am, and who I want to become. Who is doing the thinking, and where can he find some ice cream.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing, chilling with friends, watching a play, or waiting for you to message me. But I'd never admit the last one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no idea what I am doing, but I think it's mostly working.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have good taste. Or good ice cream.