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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:58pm
Sapiosexual, Pansexual, Heteroflexible, Questioning
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi.. umm.. hello? I'm Josh. Hello!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
University, writing a novel.. slowly.. doing as many things as possible that require as little energy, money and friends as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving compliments, being overtly flirty. ...Hey, that rhymes! Kinda....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very eccentric and nerdy, I put pop culture references into every day conversation and get annoyed when people don't acknowledge it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The only definitive film I can say is A Clockwork Orange, and TV is Doctor Who...

I do like other TV shows, films, and I like a variety of artists and ingestibles. They change on a daily basis, so check my fridge, my Netflix account or my mp3 collection to learn more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses
An internet connection
A lovely cuppa
My keys
My wallet
My adorable lil' niblings...

Wait, no...

Air, food, water, warmth and shelter.. and something else... SOMEONE TO SHARE A HUG, A KISS, A BED.. MY LIFE WITH?!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My life. My future. The inevitable mortal fate of mankind's pitiful existence. The daily raping of human life by the capitalist regime of greed and selfishness. The widespread manipulation of the unfortunate in life by the monstrous figureheads of the world's major religions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling, by myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still live with my mother. Purely for rent purposes.. I don't get a very big student loan.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Compatibility is very important. Personality is much more important than appearance (of course I WOULD say that, look at me), but the more I get to know you/like you, the better looking you'll become.

Oh, and if I've messaged you with a boring greeting like "Hey, how are you?" it's because you don't have a detailed enough profile to give a proper conversation :P

Also, if I message you but I'm "not the boy you're looking for", message me and tell me I'm not your type, instead of just ignoring me. It's just polite :)