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33 M Oakland, CA

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Last Online
Today – 2:17am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English, Dutch (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm just doing my thing, trying to make it on this big ol' ball of dirt like everybody else.

I'm an introvert, even though I'm pretty loud.

I've always worked in politics/organizing and the non-profit industrial complex in the past, but I am "retired" from that now. I'm currently trying to learn as much about gardening as possible right now so that I might have a chance at something to eat after the zombie apocalypse hits. I'd eventually like to have a small farm of my own at some point.

I get a pretty rad CSA box each week, and need someone to help me eat all the veggies. I really like to cook, but hate cooking for just myself. Help me out by letting me cook dinner for you sometime. My leeks and chard will appreciate it (rather than deliquescing at the bottom of a drawer).

I rarely drink, I would much rather prefer to smoke a joint or two instead.

I love riding my bike, but am legitimately terrified to do so here in the Bay area. I've never met so many people who have been hit by a car while riding in my entire life.

I also play guitar (poorly), and also bought a Casio last year, lying to myself that I would teach myself how to play keyboard. It now gathers dust on a shelf in my closet. So if you want to come over sometime and play the piano part to Bob Seger's "Still the Same" while I strum along, that would be awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to open a retail store. It's kind of a pain in the ass.
I’m really good at
Rolling spliffs. I joke about my 10,000 Malcolm Gladwell hours going into this, but seriously, I can roll a pretty nice spliff, if you'd ever like me to demonstrate.

I also am a pretty good cook, as long as it consists of throwing various items in a pot with wine and roasting it for a long time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my long, flowing hair? I also get asked if I'm hapa a lot, but nope, unless you mean part "native american" or "indian" (ugh, really don't like either of those terms, hence the scare-quotes.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read. All time favorites would include The Illuminatus Trilogy, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Death of Ivan Ilych, Watership Down, um, other things I can't think of right now. Favorite recent reads? Hugh Howey's Silo saga (Holy moly those books were amazing!!!), Scott Sigler's Infected series, Gillian Flynn's books (I love trashy page-turners, what can I say?), Dan Simmons' The Terror, and additional other things I can't think of right now.

I'm gonna throw a curveball here and put in my (updated) favorite podcasts, in order of how excited I am when a new episode appears on itunes: Roderick on the Line, Nerd Poker, Professor Blastoff, How Did This Get Made?, Comedy Bang Bang (aka Big Bang Theory Comedy).

Some bands I like, that I can currently remember, in no particular order: Talking Heads, Pixies (and Frank Black and the Catholics), Destroyer, Beulah, They Might Be Giants, Propagandhi, any song written by Bacharach/David and sung by an amazing vocalist (e.g. Dionne Warwick), Queen, Sugar, Elvis Costello, The Kinks, Fiery Furnaces, Rufus Wainwright, Islands (and the Unicorns), Kraftwerk, Elliott Smith, Os Mutantes, Pavement, of Montreal, Parliament and/or Funkadelic, Slayer, Public Image Ltd., Tom Waits, !!!, and lots of other good stuff.

I like all kinds of food (except mushrooms. and olives.) I am a relatively good cook, tell me what you want, I'll figure out how to make it.
The six things I could never do without
Ice water.
Amsterdam Shag rolling tobacco (although I'm seriously, seriously trying to quit soon, I promise).
Some pot to add to the tobacco above, and a paper to put it in.
Something to read.
Something to listen to.
I sometimes do without sunshine, but it's not really doing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ewige Blumenkraft und ewige Schlangenkraft.

Also, how much cooler it would be if I didn't have to do dumb things like "work" at a "job" just so I can use "money" to pay the "rent" and buy "food" (no, I don't know why those words are in quotation marks. so?).
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully getting my tent set up for a weekend camping trip. Oakland Museum Night is pretty cool. Maybe hanging out with a few friends. Or, staying in and smoking some joints, reading, listening to music, decompressing.

Love going to shows, want to see more live music. Most likely not at a bar or club, but stranger things have happened.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm colorblind, and it is just like this:

I have really bad fashion sense, and am extremely lucky that I can get away with wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and a hoodie everyday for work.

I have horrible insomnia.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are slightly less shy than me.

You are a funny, cute, literate, somewhat socially-awkward girl who likes to smoke pot and snuggle and such.

PS - you are preferably (but not mandatorily) East Bay.