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cliche-o-matic

32 M Hancock, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I'm not 6 feet tall. I don't go to church, I generally stay away from bars (except for trivia night -- not that I'm good at trivia, but it can be fun), I play musical instruments pretty well most of the time.

To tell you the absolute truth, I'm not good at selling myself. I'm a vaguely successful artist/musician (not moneywise, but in the sense that I have afew fans). I watch movies, read books, walk a lot, tolerate a few hours of work a week. I generally don't bother people much. I'm pretty radical politically...anarchist-leaning, basically (sorry, but the system is mostly a violent, hypocritical sham).

I'm also an atheist, which suits me just fine. Also, to make me even more popular: I DO NOT drink, smoke, do drugs, play sports or chase money. Again, I don't do any of those things. Oh, and I have a few albums out. Some of the stuff is decent, though it doesn't sell enough.
What I’m doing with my life
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stuff. If you love someone, it shouldn't matter too much what you're doing, but who you're doing it with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar. Well, sort of. I can also be a pretty good speller. I was one competitor away from making it to DC in the 8th grade spelling bee.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Superficial stuff, I assume. Most people are really dumb and superficial (sorry to sound "negative", but it's true). For example, I get a haircut and suddenly people think I look more "manly" or whatever, or maybe that I'm a better person for it. Dumb.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Orwell's 1984, the Adventures of Pete and Pete, horror films, a lot of music. Foods vary, though I'm trying to eat healthier nowadays. I've at least cut down on junk food and red meat. I've considered being a vegetarian, but on second thought...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, a basic routine, some degree of privacy, my musical instruments, food, new ideas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
human absurdity, including my own.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing nothing much
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing I say here could increase my chances of acceptance, so fuck it. Use your imagination.
You should message me if
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you listen to Captain Beefheart.