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28 M Akron, OH

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Laughter, Wit, Strong beers, Passion for music. Tall, Agile, Fearless yet soft. Respectful unless disrespected, honest to everyone. Long arms for huge hugs, and surrounded by pets when I'm at home. Carefree adventurer trying to put out all the good karma I can. Paying attention to every detail when needed, and letting go when necessary. Yoga and exercise are keys too my life. Music is also extremely important too me....and not just listening to it....

Unfortunately I can be a bit too cocky, sometimes I carry the torch too long and forget to put it down. Other downfalls of mine are lack of a formal education, my hobbies are usually too obscure for most, and I'm a pretty extreme person.....wait who am I talking too right now? If you think those are downfalls, let that drake spill through your ear buds and wriggle in debt....I'll be in the woods.
What I’m doing with my life
Living. Learning. Absorbing. Laughing.
I’m really good at
Dancing like a white guy, playing drums, sticking out like a sore thumb, speed chess, owning you at scrabble, going nil playing spades, lightening up any dark moment, remembering to breathe, cuddling, living, laughing, oral, driving for hours, back rubs, making breakfast.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm 6'6 with jesus hair and a huge ginger beard?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Welcome to oakland by Eric Miles Williamson, Kurt vonnegut, Mitch Albom , Tom robbins, Harry potter, Dean Koontz, plants of the gods, Deepak Chopra, a wrinkle in time, The giver, The messenger, The outsiders, That was then this is now, The spirit Molecule, Calvin and Hobbes, Eragon, John Lilly.

Movies: oldboy, ichi the killer, strange circus, the machinist, the new tron , the big lebowski, jackie chan movies, tony jaa, jet li movies, dragon dynasty flicks, donnie yen, ip man, akira, karas , Resevoir Dogs , Grindhouse , The original texas chainsaw massacres , Next door , Pans Labrynth , 21 grams , You dont know jack, Shaun of The dead, Hot fuzz, Office Space, Grandmas Boy, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Bastards, Breakfast club, The point, Ace ventura, Visitor Q, What dreams may come, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.

Shows: Southpark, Bobs Burgers, Workaholics, How I met your mother, 12 Ounce Mouse

Music: I'm an audophile. I have an entire hard drive of anything you can imagine from Prairie Home Companion episodes to outkast......I tend to change music with the weather......Sun City Girls, Cerberus Shoal, The Books, Sir Richard Bishop, Porest, The Mars Volta, Deep Puddle Dynamics, Gojira, The Ocean, Big Blood, Bjork, Atoms for peace, cunninlynguists, sole, Ween, Sage Francis, Death Grips, Swarm of the Lotus, CAN, The Flaming Lips ...etc

Food: Salmon~! Sushi Pizza Potatoes and salad....I eat most anything though
The six things I could never do without
Dogs, social interaction, pickles, laughter, music, coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Running a muck and Math
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or a concert. If I stay in I practice an instrument, or read.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I met someone offline years ago, and we continuously talked and what not....we ended up meeting up at a festival....and attempted sex.....that didn't happen.....what happened was I passed out before it got too heated.....and then woke up finger painted in poop.....because, you know....she sleep poops.....and this isn't the first time she's done it either, she tells me on facebook a week later when she apologizes and offers me a new was a shitty situation.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like to laugh and don't have kids that you want me to be the long lost father of. You like a little grounds in your coffee. Yueng ling is not "high class" to you. You don't think changing the radio station makes you diverse. You have more hobbies then just talking about pokemon 24/7 ( of course you can enjoy just need not be your world ). You are a musician. You want to be a musician.