I am six, fish, and a submarine.
My Self-Summary
I'm an explorer in any sense of the word.
Longer version:
1) From a very early age, I wanted to learn everything I could
about anything I could get my hands on. I was reading by the time I
was three, so I was able to make sense of, or at least be curious
about, many things about the house: my father's EMT training books,
the family computer, my mother's car, etc., etc., etc. Many things
were disassembled, most were reassembled. Those that weren't...
well, we'll forget them for now.
2) I eventually settled into science, namely
genetics and
enzymology. My goals for the future
involve research, preferably regarding metabolic disorders.
3) Most of my favorite leisure time activities (provided that I
have leisure time) are centered around me learning something new or
going someplace new. I take the long way everywhere and usually
find something to tell a story about.
4) My idea of a perfect trip: The Mongol Rally. Driving a Trabant
(or similarly tinily-engined car) from London to Ulan Bator,
Mongolia. Learn about car repair, bike repair, bartering, bribery,
and government corruption, all on one three-week trip! And it's for
charity! I will do this one day, it's just a question of
when.
Also, because for some reason this seems to matter, I'm an INTP.
What I’m doing with my life
Tutoring chemistry and calculus because it's fun.
Doing crossword puzzles on the train.
Admiring the graffiti along the path of my daily commute.
Tying my bowtie for work without looking in the mirror.
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Job-hunting.
I’m really good at
1) Being kindhearted and generous. I love
volunteering and
community service. In
casual settings, I am funny and irreverent, but will instantly
become comforting, softhearted, and loving if my friends or family
need it.
2) Cooking (sort of). I make amazing baklava, cookies (notably of
the oatmeal raisin and molasses varieties), and can make you fall
in love with me with a bowl of my
soup.
3) Making bizarre connections between things. My mind, despite all
my efforts to train it otherwise, does not work in a linear
fashion. My writing, as a result, is seriously disjointed. I'll
have a central idea, and everything webs out around it, darting
back and forth between sub-idea and sub-sub-idea and back to the
central point. I speak, write, and think in parentheticals almost
constantly. The only reason I don't have long, numbered footnotes
in my everyday conversations is that I haven't figured out how to
do so yet.
4) Deriving happiness from everything. I frequently have bursts of
unmitigated childish glee, usually about things that don't
necessarily make sense to be gleeful about. (To give you an idea of
how this works: http://xkcd.com/231/ -- yeah, that last stick
figure? That's me.) Examples of things I get unreasonably excited
about: dandelions, the
DC Metro (actually,
mass transit in general, but I
do have a deep, inexplicable love for the Metro), the first 48
hours after a snowstorm, small
children, and
paper airplanes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a lot of freckles. Like, a whole lot. Seriously.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
All the King's Men,
Still Life with
Woodpecker,
The Deluxe Transitive
Vampire,
Stiff,
Fungus
the Bogeyman. I also have this (what some have described as
peculiar) setup where I have a handful of books that I describe as
"comfort reading", books that I've read dozens of times that I read
when I'm sad or sick or bored or lonely... They are good and
familiar, and I don't have to pore over every single word, but I
fan through it in an hour or so and feel all the better for it.
Palahniuk's
Lullaby, Nabokov's
King, Queen, Knave,
and the Best American Nonrequired Reading collection from 2005 are
my comfort books.
Movies:
Butch Cassidy and
the Sundance Kid,
The Good, the
Bad, and the Ugly,
To Kill a Mockingbird,
The Sting,
The
Magnificent Seven,
Leon,
Treasure of the
Sierra Madre,
The African Queen. Recently,
Waltz With
Bashir and
Let the Right One In.
Music:
The
Mountain Goats,
Beirut,
The Decemberists,
Iron and Wine,
DeVotchKa,
Sufjan
Stevens,
Beck,
Fleet Foxes,
Tom Waits (or
any singer whose voice sounds like it's been run over by a truck on
a gravel road),
Bob Log III,
bluegrass in general,
Elvis Costello,
Matt
Butcher,
Beck,
Johnny Cash,
Joy Division,
Talking
Heads,
Interpol,
Neutral Milk Hotel,
Calexico,
!!!. I also think making out to
Philip Glass
is just about the sexiest thing in the universe. This may help, as
well: http://www.last.fm/user/burgettk
Food: Ethiopian food, perfect watermelon, dosa, orange juice with
pulp, collard greens, minty sweet tea.
Sensations (why not?): padding about barefoot with caution as my
eyes adjust to the dark, kissing soft skin, the flush of cold from
stepping outside from an overheated room (and vice versa), folding
dryer-warmed towels, the way I ache all over after a bout of
hysterical laughter, a cool hand on the back of my neck when I'm
feverish.
The six things I could never do without
NPR
milk
cheap notebooks (preferably quad-ruled composition notebooks)
science, Wikipedia, and the ever-editable world
conversations taken out of context on the Metro
long-term memory
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where on earth my shoes are
No, really, where did I put them?
Why my bedroom is twenty degrees colder/hotter than the living room
(seasonal)
Semantics of English (and, slowly, Arabic) grammar/dialect
Breaking down accents and dialects into constituent
phonemes
On a typical Friday night I am
If we define Friday as "the actual day of the week that is listed
on the calendar as 'Friday'," then I'm probably working.
If we're going for the "night before I have an entire couple of
days off from work/obligations" essence of Friday, then I'm
probably watching a movie at the AFI in Silver Spring, exploring DC
while still trying to make it back to the Metro in time to not miss
the last train, or playing board games with a handful of friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I grew up in Arkansas and I love
Prairie Home Companion.
Neither is really private, but I'm hoping they're things you don't
hold against me.
You should message me if
You're interested in a science and knowledge acquisition-oriented
girl who will almost never say no to a new activity out but is
equally comfortable curled up on the couch watching the news or a
movie.
You're creative, obscenely intelligent, and will not just play
along with me in my moments of silliness, but have moments of your
own.
You can teach me something.
If you play
cello,
piano, or
slide guitar, that
earns bonus points.
Also, feel free to message me on AIM. I'm angstromthurmond, and I'm
usually friendly.