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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:46pm
Sapiosexual, Demisexual, Straight
Relationship Type
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Post grad
Has kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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My last match said she lived in a gated community. Turned out to be a prison. Okay, I'm joking.

Seriously, right now I'm just looking to go out and meet people. If something clicks, all the better.

My most recent career was with an international development agency in Washington. I have an MBA and worked in the corporate world for a while, but never quite fit in. My dream job was to be a professional soccer player.

And good news - I'm financially independent, so you don't have to worry about me draining your 401K.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm officially retired, so I have lots of time to play around. I go to the gym 4 - 5 times a week, which I could never do while I was working. But I'm also a part-time Dad who spends a lot of time on projects on an old house that is way to big for me. (maybe you can help fill some space?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Back massages
Home repairs
Identifying irony in real life
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look really serious. I'm not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not much a bookworm. I'm a little dyslexic and keep confusing dog and god. Took me several years to finish The Gulag Archipelago. Mostly read news mags, WSJ and FT.

Two of my favorite movies: Name of the Rose and Blade Runner. But lots more on my favorites list. Recommend Untouchable (French) if you haven't seen it.

Some favorite comedies: History of the World Part 1, Young Frankenstein, The Big Lebowski.
Favorite love scene: Valentina Vargas and Christian Slater in The Name of the Rose.

Favorite love song (a sad one): Hallelujah
Favorite protest song: Now that the Buffalo's Gone

Favorite live show - Comedy Hypnosis

Became obsessed with Dexter and Homeland. Now following Ray Donovan, Penny Dreadful and Veep when I can get it.

Favorite cities - Paris and Key West.

Favorite quote: "Love is the only socially acceptable psychosis."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son
An internet connection
A neighborhood where I can walk to everything
Pulse, I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why middle-aged women post pictures of themselves when they were in high school.

Why people go rock climbing in Great Falls during a thunderstorm.

Why petite girls are looking for 6 foot guys. Isn't that a little dangerous? Okay, so I'm a little jealous. But on the other hand I do always make it to the short list.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a closet Bhuddist and can't squash insects. (Well, except for mosquitoes.)

Sometimes I find cleaning to be relaxing. If I don't sweep you off your feet, at least I'll probably sweep your floors.
You should message me if
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You think Richard Lewis and Larry David are more funny than neurotic.

You're most relaxed in blue jeans or at the beach.