i am a smart ass above all else. im very optimistic, i just like to joke constantly. it passes the time. i like to drink, play guitar and do other stuff thats relatively easy or entertaining. im maltese and czech, i have four older brothers a 2 neices, one is freshly made and a nephew, so thats pretty cool.i work probably too much, and the only thing that keeps me sane is playing sports,just about everyone there is, daily dose of the best show ever made, the simpsons, and riding my motorcycle.im open for pretty much anything, except country music, green day, no doubt and seafood. im unique, just like everyone else.

one question for anyone who can answer it, when looking at my own profile, how the hell am i a 96 friend of myself, and have 0% emeny? 96 + 0 = 100? sure i get along with myself, but there are some things i could stand to change

I am athletic, musical, and smart-alecy

just finished broadcasting school... its about time, now to catch up on all the sleep i missed

guitar, hockey, sleeping, football, and footbag

never stop joking, and i have a large nose

a. catcher in the rye, halo series,slaughterhouse 5. b. monty python and the quest for the holy grail, multiplicity, boiler room, american psycho, happy gilmour, half baked, donnie darko, evil dead, 1,2 and army of darkness, boiler room, requiem for a dream, west side story, ong bak. c. rage against the machine, beatles, dead poetic, from autumn to ashes, unearth, the doors, david bowie, bob dylan, neil young, the haunted, afi, anti flag, the postal service, the black dalhia murder, underoath, tom petty, sublime. d. black olives, jagermeister, gin and tonic, vodka, mexican, corn on the cob, rallys/checkers, thai, soup, lots and lots of soup, and salsa, i cant live live without salsa, i learned how to make it recently and have been eating at least 4 cups a week ever since.

guitar, hacky sack, alcohol, common sense (i know that goes great with the last one), music, quiet.

what other people are doing. what im going to eat next, and when i can play guitar next.

playing soccer, and getting hurt while doing it, but at least we won a game finally. after that, im up for anything, from drinking with friends, playing more sports,like wallyball, or just going home and relaxing, i really dont have any day thats typical

i listen to classical music constantly

you have common sense,understand sarcasm, and realise that i never stop joking, otherwise youll just hate me. or just to have a good time, everybody's doing it, its no big deal.