I'm kinda tall. I do theatre for a living. I think a 'theater' is a building for performance while 'theatre' is an art-form. Really, though, they're just colloquialisms.
I have a pyro license. I used to blow fire in college. I probably still can, but haven't tried in a while. I build stages, teach students, and handle events for a living. I'm told I'm pretty good.
I write amazing okcupid bios. Laughter, tears, and introspection follow them. There's even a twist at the end. M Night Shyamallan calls me to discuss twists... Except for 'the mist'. I had nothing to do with that. But if you read this and feel 'meh' about my profile, I can give you Shel Silverstein's email address. Contact him and say "I just read this profile, and do not see the intrinsic beauty, though I know it's there. Please... Teach me".
I'm a transplant from NJ/Philly. I love the Eagles and Phillies.