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34 • Nottingham, MD • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 23–39
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Apr 24
- 6′ 3″ (1.91m)
- Body type
- Trying to quit
- Catholicism, but not too serious about it
- Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Rather not say
- Strictly monogamous
- Has kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
I'm kinda tall. I do theatre for a living. I think a 'theater' is a building for performance while 'theatre' is an art-form. Really, though, they're just colloquialisms.
I am not looking for a relationship. I'll probably not sign on for months. But I DO love to people watch. And, if you read this, I may just check out your people self-summary as well. I like people. I hope you don't mind.
I have a pyro license. I used to blow fire in college. I probably still can, but haven't tried in a while. I build stages, teach students, and handle events for a living. I'm told I'm pretty good.
I write amazing okcupid bios. Laughter, tears, and introspection follow them. There's even a twist at the end. M Night Shyamallan calls me to discuss twists... Except for 'the mist'. I had nothing to do with that. But if you read this and feel 'meh' about my profile, I can give you Shel Silverstein's email address. Contact him and say "I just read this profile, and do not see the intrinsic beauty, though I know it's there. Please... Teach me".
I'm a transplant from NJ/Philly. I love the Eagles and Phillies.
I don't have many ok Cupid questions answered. I used to, but found that... Well, your answer to most of the questions wasn't something that would bother me. There weren't many questions that I felt were 'really important' let alone 'mandatory'. I answered the ones that were, and the others are great conversations, not deal-breakers. Whether you prefer the beach or the amusement park won't dictate what I think of you. Whether you think we should force others to be sterilized? That might, though.
Apparently I don't pose for many photos. Finding recent pics of me without a bunch of other people in them has been difficult. If you take photos, I humbly ask for your help to add some images to this page. Images of me. Preferably favorable ones.
And if those pictures are taken with a zoom lens without my knowledge... well, that's up to you. Probably creepy, but your call.
I'm pretty happy in a kitchen, cooking stuff up. Italian food (thanks, Philly and NJ), but I'll grab something that looks good at the store and try something new a good bit. I made an awesome Thanksgiving turkey this past year.
Shamelessly flirting. :) Emoticons?
I can do tricks with my tongue. But is that a thing you can be 'good' at? It's more a 'do or do not' sort of thing...
I'm happy to find out if there are other things I could be good at. Maybe rock climbing.
Movies: I love Fight Club, America's Sweethearts, Ink, Boondock Saints, most brainless comedies, Flatliners, Bottle Shock, Serenity, Feast... christ, I could just keep going... Honestly, I enjoy most movies. I did NOT like 'Kids' or 'Dr T and the Women'. I've never seen '2 Girls 1 Cup'. Judge me all you want.
Shows: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Sons of Anarchy, How it's Made, anything on Food Network or HGTV, Daily Show... I don't think that much about it, to be honest.
Music: I used to be a HUGE music guy, but I haven't had the time for it, lately. I've worked running cameras for a bunch of bands when they came into town, or spotlights and such, so I don't... I don't know. Foo Fighters, Alice in Chains, Ninja Gun, fun., Pink Floyd, Metallica, Common... I really enjoy a LOT of music. There are bands I don't like, like Mumford and Sons or My Morning Jacket, but that actually has little to do with their music. They were a pain to shoot on camera. Bands that act like the cameraman is in the way as opposed to helping the lawn actually see the concert they paid for bother me.
No, really, I can sometimes obsess about something new that I've tried, but I could go without it in a heartbeat.
The stuff I can't do without are character things. I'm a family guy, I'll die on the wall for my family. I've gone to bat for my friendships, countlessly. I can't do without the chance to make up words, like 'countlessly'. I need to talk my thoughts out sometimes, or my mind just keeps chugging, and I get a very odd writers block (it's frustrating as hell, and I'm not even a writer). I need to accomplish things, typically things that affect others. I need to have the time to appreciate everything I fight for.
Is that 6?
I think too much, actually. There's a good bit of time where I try to not get stuck in my brain.
Songs that don't have harmonies.
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