Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh, wow. Ok, we just... jump right into this, then... hmmm
I'm kinda tall. I do theatre for a living. I think a 'theater' is a
building for performance while 'theatre' is an art-form. Really,
though, they're just colloquialisms.
I am not looking for a relationship. I'll probably not sign on for
months. But I DO love to people watch. And, if you read this, I may
just check out your people self-summary as well. I like people. I
hope you don't mind.
I have a pyro license. I used to blow fire in college. I probably
still can, but haven't tried in a while. I build stages, teach
students, and handle events for a living. I'm told I'm pretty
I write amazing okcupid bios. Laughter, tears, and introspection
follow them. There's even a twist at the end. M Night Shyamallan
calls me to discuss twists... Except for 'the mist'. I had nothing
to do with that. But if you read this and feel 'meh' about my
profile, I can give you Shel Silverstein's email address. Contact
him and say "I just read this profile, and do not see the intrinsic
beauty, though I know it's there. Please... Teach me".
I'm a transplant from NJ/Philly. I love the Eagles and Phillies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working on making entertainment happen, and teaching others how
to do it safely. It's fun.
I don't have many ok Cupid questions answered. I used to, but found
that... Well, your answer to most of the questions wasn't something
that would bother me. There weren't many questions that I felt were
'really important' let alone 'mandatory'. I answered the ones that
were, and the others are great conversations, not deal-breakers.
Whether you prefer the beach or the amusement park won't dictate
what I think of you. Whether you think we should force others to be
sterilized? That might, though.
Apparently I don't pose for many photos. Finding recent pics of me
without a bunch of other people in them has been difficult. If you
take photos, I humbly ask for your help to add some images to this
page. Images of me. Preferably favorable ones.
And if those pictures are taken with a zoom lens without my
knowledge... well, that's up to you. Probably creepy, but your
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Building sets, doing lighting, and teaching kids how to do those
I'm pretty happy in a kitchen, cooking stuff up. Italian food
(thanks, Philly and NJ), but I'll grab something that looks good at
the store and try something new a good bit. I made an awesome
Thanksgiving turkey this past year.
Shamelessly flirting. :) Emoticons?
I can do tricks with my tongue. But is that a thing you can be
'good' at? It's more a 'do or do not' sort of thing...
I'm happy to find out if there are other things I could be good at.
Maybe rock climbing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Jeez, I don't know. I'm not them. Typically my laugh, maybe?
It's... potent. You may have already heard it, though you didn't
know it was me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Honestly, I always find this part of profiles harder to read, and I
never expect people to read mine. I'm just gonna prattle off the
first things that pop into my head.
Movies: I love Fight Club, America's Sweethearts, Ink, Boondock
Saints, most brainless comedies, Flatliners, Bottle Shock,
Serenity, Feast... christ, I could just keep going... Honestly, I
enjoy most movies. I did NOT like 'Kids' or 'Dr T and the Women'.
I've never seen '2 Girls 1 Cup'. Judge me all you want.
Shows: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Sons of Anarchy, How it's
Made, anything on Food Network or HGTV, Daily Show... I don't think
that much about it, to be honest.
Music: I used to be a HUGE music guy, but I haven't had the time
for it, lately. I've worked running cameras for a bunch of bands
when they came into town, or spotlights and such, so I don't... I
don't know. Foo Fighters, Alice in Chains, Ninja Gun, fun., Pink
Floyd, Metallica, Common... I really enjoy a LOT of music. There
are bands I don't like, like Mumford and Sons or My Morning Jacket,
but that actually has little to do with their music. They were a
pain to shoot on camera. Bands that act like the cameraman is in
the way as opposed to helping the lawn actually see the concert
they paid for bother me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
like, totally shoes and money and cars and bling and like
No, really, I can sometimes obsess about something new that I've
tried, but I could go without it in a heartbeat.
The stuff I can't do without are character things. I'm a family
guy, I'll die on the wall for my family. I've gone to bat for my
friendships, countlessly. I can't do without the chance to make up
words, like 'countlessly'. I need to talk my thoughts out
sometimes, or my mind just keeps chugging, and I get a very odd
writers block (it's frustrating as hell, and I'm not even a
writer). I need to accomplish things, typically things that affect
others. I need to have the time to appreciate everything I fight
Is that 6?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to people-think. Discuss questions that you traditionally
shouldn't at a dinner table, like guns or gay rights or whether sex
is shallow and carnal or deep and emotional. I like when people
disagree with me and can defend their views reasonably. I like
having my viewpoints improved.
I think too much, actually. There's a good bit of time where I try
to not get stuck in my brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running lights or balancing microphones or getting paid to watch
orchestras and the like perform.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can sing. I'll harmonize songs while driving.
Songs that don't have harmonies.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've never met M Night, and if you really send Shel Silverstein an
email, you will get an auto-reply saying "I died in 1999. Where did
you get my email?"
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