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38 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 28, 2008
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm superfly TNT. People refer to me as "rad", even people who aren't trapped in the '80s. I make children laugh and the elderly cry. I rap about booty, but I'm not obsessed with butts. I'm a musician. I like to spontaneously up and go places, so be ready to get the fuck out of dodge when the mood is right. I dislike Target, even though all my friends seem to swear by it. It's K-Mart with a Mossimo tag. I like all kinds of people, except arch-conservative republicans, religious right-wingers, people who think Whoopi Goldberg is hilarious, those who condescend, and people whose names rhyme with Morge Rubbleyoo Tush. But strangely, my good friend Morge Rubbleyoo Tush is totally cool.

I am awesome, interesting, and elderly
What I’m doing with my life
Making dirty rap music, clean rap music, and weird house beats for TV shows. Also, attempting to clean my apartment.
I’m really good at
Making you laugh when you're really mad. Also when you aren't really mad.
The first things people usually notice about me
The second set of eyes embedded in my forehead that move independently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
They changed this question up on me and made me look like a douche. So now I have to adjust: I don't really have favorites. That said, I do like satirical non-fiction books that make you think. I really enjoyed "Lies and the Lying Liars That Tell Them" by Al Franken. I love dark comedies and well-written thrillers as far as movies go. I'm also a sucker for so-bad-they're-good films. Por exemple, I LOVED "From Justin To Kelly". It's amazing. As for music, I love it all. I even learned to appreciate country thanks to Merl Haggard, Willy Nelson, and hell, let's throw Ray Charles in the mix. But I'm a hip-hop kid most of all. And finally, foods: I like Mexican food more than all other things. I can get with most types of food. Except Indian, which I actually like, but it consistantly makes me violently ill.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter, Burritos, Oxygen, MSNBC, Friendships, Booty
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find something cool to do.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–62
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex