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clionabot
21 / F / bisexual / Single
Dublin, Ireland
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White, Other, Undeclared
- Height
- 3' 0" (0.91m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Christianity and laughing about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- More than $1,000,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Irish (Fluently), Yiddish (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am masculine, feminine, and penispwning.
My Self-Summary
CLIONA WILL DESTROY THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! STARTING WITH THIS
WEBSITE. THIS WEBSITE IS DIRTY AND WRONG AND AN INSULT TO SOCIETY
AT LARGE. WHEN ALIENS INVADE EARTH, IS THIS HOW WE WANT TO BE
PORTRAYED? I THINK NOT, FOOLS. DIE.
BUT FIRST WE WILL REPRODUCE. *WINKY FACE*
P.S. I TOUCH MYSELF AT NIGHT
i speak many different languages some of them i made up but some of them i didnt! =D
blaaaaaaaahhhh i just want to do the quizzes! is this long enough yet...
apparently not
okay now i'm bored. :/
you may have noticed, you're really going to get NOTHING substantial from me here, so message if you want answers to questions NOT related to whether i like sex or not. i mean, if you're still not clear of the answer from reading this page, then go ahead, but... i really do try and make my feelings on the matter quite clear.
oh, and i really like jokes.
BUT FIRST WE WILL REPRODUCE. *WINKY FACE*
P.S. I TOUCH MYSELF AT NIGHT
i speak many different languages some of them i made up but some of them i didnt! =D
blaaaaaaaahhhh i just want to do the quizzes! is this long enough yet...
apparently not
okay now i'm bored. :/
you may have noticed, you're really going to get NOTHING substantial from me here, so message if you want answers to questions NOT related to whether i like sex or not. i mean, if you're still not clear of the answer from reading this page, then go ahead, but... i really do try and make my feelings on the matter quite clear.
oh, and i really like jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
nothing, mwahahahahhahahahhahahahah asides from OH YEAH DESTROYING
THE HUMAN POPULATION SEXYTIME WATCHING PINKY AND THE BRAIN GETTING
INSPIRATION AND MUCH MORE THAT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW ABOUT.
I’m really good at
EVERYTHING, FOOLS.
The first things people usually notice about me
I AM GOOD IN BED.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I CANT READ. I LIKE BLUE MOVIES. I LIKE THE SOUND OF ME KILLING
YOU. OH, AND I LIKE MUSHROOMS.
The six things I could never do without
sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, mushrooms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
SEX...
On a typical Friday night I am
HAVING SEX...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I LIKE SEX...
You should message me if
YOU LIKE SEX...
