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40 M Bel Air, MD

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Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Might want kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Hello OkC people and welcome to my profile! First off, I'm comfortable being on the site. I think it's great to be able to get an idea of who someone is, their likes and dislikes, their fears and fetishes etc., before introducing yourself. That guy might be really cute, but if you had known he spends all of his off time in full body armor watching Chrisley Knows Best, would you have ventured to say hello? Hmm.

Briefly, this are some things I'm looking for in a potential mate:

1. please be female. boys, i'm flattered, but i'm not gay. there are others out there willing to be gay with you and do gay stuff.
2. you don't have to have the body of a greek goddess.. slender is fine, and a little padding is just dandy as well. if you are a bedridden glutton, please pick on someone your own size, and pulled pork isn't a vegetable just because you topped it with salsa.
3. smokers. i'm a former tobacco smoker as well, and i know it can be murder to give up. so i'm pretty easy to get along with as long as we don't take a field trip in a compact car with the windows rolled up.
4. please have a sense of humor. we don't have to spend all of our time performing stand up for each other, but wit goes a long way with me.
5. heroin. if the word makes your belly warm, don't bother me. but don't confuse the word with 'heroine', who is handy to keep nearby to stave off the inevitable meth fueled biker attack. I write from experience.
6. religion. i won't push mine on you and i expect the same back.. a conversation on the subject can be fun, but i don't care to be hexed.
7 cats. if you own more than six of them.. well, you shouldn't be online hunting for boys.. one of them is probably hungry. go feed it.
8. age. i've dated older than myself and younger.. really just depends on if we click.. however, if you are looking for a date for your high school prom, whoops, and no. if you need a respirator to breathe or like to reminisce about the day we discovered fire... another deal breaker.

ok, guess that's about it.. hope i didn't scare anybody.. just putting it out there. i am pretty easy to get along with, i swear. all that being said, feel free to drop in and say hello.. i'd love to hear from you..
What I’m doing with my life
Working, making stuff, growing up, thinking, putting words together, creating music, meeting with people i love and meeting people i might come to love... I also can't help wanting to pet every dog I see, even mean ugly ones.
I’m really good at
Varies from season to season
The first things people usually notice about me
My enthusiasm towards making people take notice, listening to what I have to say, catching people' attention, making people laugh, or get excited about things they didn't use to find exciting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music: shout out louds, deerhunter, anything Robert Pollard, Dead Kennedys, Minutemen, jesus and mary chain, Saccharine Trust, Pains of Being Pure at Heart, Crystal Stilts, Flaming Lips, rogue wave, October Faction, dc3, MBV.. it goes on for awhile. .
films: Hardware, Ravenous, Mean Streets, Memento, 80s horror, After Hours, wolf creek, blade runner. .
books: right now.. Imperial Bedrooms...
food: sour patch kids, pinto beans, tilapia, salmon, tomatoes night and day, mixed fresh juices, steak, homemade soups, mushrooms.. I also love kratom tea and occasionally matcha tea. Oh, and onions. Raw or cooked. White red green yellow.. Cuban peppers
The six things I could never do without
strong coffee, and then maybe a bar to come back down. Man, vicious cycle.
paper and pencil
YouTube. I find amazing shit on there every day.
black ink gel pens. No blue ink or ballpoints. :-D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music and pictures and how certain things look and how I might frame them better. Situations and people speaking. How I might react to a situation should it occur. How other people act and have acted.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably trying to make something, i.e. food, music, hybrids, etc.etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i used to work for the government.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you can spell, first off, and if your name is Cranston Circuitry Bullwhipping Co. I want to get to know you, dammit.