Briefly, this are some things I'm looking for in a potential mate:
1. please be female. boys, i'm flattered, but i'm not gay. there are others out there willing to be gay with you and do gay stuff.
2. you don't have to have the body of a greek goddess.. slender is fine, and a little padding is just dandy as well. if you are a bedridden glutton, please pick on someone your own size, and pulled pork isn't a vegetable just because you topped it with salsa.
3. smokers. i'm a former tobacco smoker as well, and i know it can be murder to give up. so i'm pretty easy to get along with as long as we don't take a field trip in a compact car with the windows rolled up.
4. please have a sense of humor. we don't have to spend all of our time performing stand up for each other, but wit goes a long way with me.
5. heroin. if the word makes your belly warm, don't bother me. but don't confuse the word with 'heroine', who is handy to keep nearby to stave off the inevitable meth fueled biker attack. I write from experience.
6. religion. i won't push mine on you and i expect the same back.. a conversation on the subject can be fun, but i don't care to be hexed.
7 cats. if you own more than six of them.. well, you shouldn't be online hunting for boys.. one of them is probably hungry. go feed it.
8. age. i've dated older than myself and younger.. really just depends on if we click.. however, if you are looking for a date for your high school prom, whoops, and no. if you need a respirator to breathe or like to reminisce about the day we discovered fire... another deal breaker.
ok, guess that's about it.. hope i didn't scare anybody.. just putting it out there. i am pretty easy to get along with, i swear. all that being said, feel free to drop in and say hello.. i'd love to hear from you..