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clonerz

22 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, I'm Michael; the first thing I should clear up is that I don't live in London. I actually live in Jersey in the Channel Islands, I would have that option selected but for some reason it doesn't actually let you so I went for London as a default.

I'm a 'go with the flow' kind of person who wouldn't hurt a fly, people I know say that I'm very thoughtful but I'm quite shy when it comes to meeting new people. So I thought I'd give this place a try to see if I could meet some new people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working and training as a Chef, making all sorts of delicious types of foods. The hours are long, the pay is low but it's a satisfying job and I can now make honey roast almonds on demand; so I'd say it balances out quite well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking and adapting. My mind can be very creative when faced with a problem or task; something that comes from many years playing PC games.; which for the record I am also very good at. (just games in general to be honest)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd probably guess how I always seem to have a coat or jacket with me wherever I go; just always seem to have one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'd call myself more of a visual learner, so although I have rather a large scale of knowledge (in my oh so humble opinion it seems) I don't tend to read many books. Those that I do are not usually anything considered 'classics' in the typical sense. I have read quite a few Warhammer 40K books and am practically a walking rulebook these days; honestly totally wasn't a waste of my youth...

Movies and TV shows are more like it for me; I love good comedy and good documentaries. Family guy, South Park and Faulty Towers to name a few. The World at War would probably be the pinnacle of documentaries for me, but there are quite a few. I like most films that come out but I cannot stand horror films, why on earth you'd pay to sit in a theatre and get nightmares I'll never know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My computer
2. My best friend, known him since we were 12.
3. My clothes, seriously I'd just explode and then melt.
4. My family
5. The internet, oh sweet merciful jeebus the internet.
6. Good people; some people are damn seriously evil
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Songs, most likely various songs I've heard. They just get stuck in there and then pour out of me like a human jukebox all day. They don't come out well, probably don't come out all of the way; but I'm sorry to report they do somewhat appear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, CURSE YOU SERVICE INDUSTRY

I usually work Fridays and Saturdays until like 11pm, but that's the nature of being a chef.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've spent a lot of my life dancing around this one with people so I find it better to start anybody I meet here with it out there. I'm a crossdresser and have been since I was like 8 or 9. Few key points I'm going to cover for you though:
1. Anybody only ever found out about it 3 years ago.
2. No I'm not that good at it, I spent a lot of the time hidden away.
3. No I do not go outside dressed up.
4. No it's not a sexual thing for me it's just part of who I am.
5. No, no I really won't send photos of me dressed up.

But I'm not overly closed on the subject, if you do want to know something feel free to ask, I won't be mad and I won't be offended. Honest.
You should message me if
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You're totally looking to play Dota 2 one day and you've got no one else.

Or you're looking to talk to someone who isn't interested in sex, yes we actually exist.