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42 Roy, UT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
May 29, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm originally from Delaware and moved to Utah 13 years ago.
I've been divorced for about a year now and the best thing I got from that marriage is my daughter.
My favorite time of year is Autumn, the leaves changing colors, the air becoming cooler, football on tv, halloween and all the haunted houses and corn mazes, there's nothing better.
I love laughter and making people laugh, I truly do believe that laughter is the best medicine.

I am unusual, good humored, and openminded
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working part time as a cameraman for comcast and channel 17 in Ogden. The other time I am working at a restuarant as a cook.
Kinda boring isn't it?
Would you prefer I say that I am currently trying to overtake the world thru the use of popcorn?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and listening to others when they need someone to talk too.
I'm also halfway good at juggling, and I am an ok singer.
I am especially good at putting on a costume and scaring the crap out of anyone. Trust me, I have been working in haunted houses for 20 years now, so I know how to scare people.
I also know how to break a toe while operating a chainsaw in a haunted house. Funny story, if you wanna know then just ask.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Alot of people say they notice my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books are anything written by Anne Rice.
I love all kinds of music ranging from ICP to Depeche Mode to Metallica to Toby Keith to Sarah Brightman to Imogen Heap.
I love the Lord of the Rings trilogy as far as movies go along with the whole Star Wars saga, also Ironman, Dark Knight, The Cutting Edge, just to name a few. Also I love and have watched pretty much any movie that has to do with vampires.
I also love horror films. To me they are comedies. I have yet to find a horror film that can scare me or even make me jump.
I love all kinds of food, especially italian and asian. And I absolutely love an authentic philly cheesesteak sandwich. If you can get me one of those then I will be yours forever, or until the next cheesesteak comes along.
TV shows that I love are The Simpsons, Family Guy, Burn Notice, The Office, Futurama. All time favorite show is X-Files. Shows I wish they still aired are Sliders and Greg the Bunny.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never go without:

1) My daughter, she is my life.
2) My computer, where else am I gonna get my porn fix.
3) Laughter, I believe that it is the best medicine.
4) My friends, they are always there for me when I need them.
5) My parents, they are always supportive of me.
6) Halloween, I just love putting on a costume and scaring people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you attack a mime, does he yell for help or just wave his hands frantically?

Another thing to think about, why dont they sell decaffinated coffee tables? Or for that matter, in this age of Starbucks, why not sell a Venti double latte mocha table?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually hanging out with friends or spending time with my daughter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to be a part of ChipenDale's.

I was Dale, you know the one with the big red nose.

Seriously though, I am willing to admit that I had a huge crush on Wonder Woman when I was younger.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to have off the wall conversations and in the mood to laugh. I can be serious too if you want.
I'm not looking for one night stands and I hope you aren't either.
If you want a new friend and see where it goes from there then I'd love to hear from you.