Gonna rip this profile up n make a collage out of it instead-just gotta get on the PC so I can copypasta my old info (I like to haughtily lulz at past versions of myself-'oh, what a fool I were' etc)....x
"cloudface" is a psuedonym I came up with around 2000/01 for using on the Internet and signing artworks etc and it migrated IRL and now most cats that know me call me "cloudy" but my wageslave name is Ross...
I wish there was a button on these dating sites where you could click to go "simplified version" or "longer with some detail version" for someone's profile-some of the advice given to guys on women is to not ramble on about yourself when you first meet a girl but let her talk, but then maybe that only works IRL and it's better to post interesting things about yourself on your profile?
In my short version I'd put:
Hey, I live 7 minutes walk from The Valley, I'm pretty easy going, I like to make girls laugh; let's hangout sometime and decide where to go from there...
peep me on FB:
Now I'll do a longer one for a bit in case you do like to read profiles looking for things that seem interesting in another person...to cut back on my proclivity to ramble let's go point form...
-ENFP Myers Briggs type
-Libran with Sagitarian rising
-Interested in all things philosophical, media, art etc, memes, concepts, how other people think, live etc
-Apparently I look "23 or 25 maybe"...I'm confused about how I'm 31-it doesn't feel like I am and I'm not sure how someone in their 30s is supposed to act...I've wasted a lot of time in my younger days tangled up in a swamp of depression-it kind of feels like I was in a coma for much of "my youth"
-I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness
-I was celibate-by choice-till I was 20 and have been playing ill-equiped latebloom catchup since
-I have two younger brothers; the middle one's got fairly severe brain damage-nappies, semi-constant care etc and I spent a lot of my younger years helping to care for him...I don't understand people that think looking after babies is more hard work than it is rewarding
-Diagnosed with Social Anxiety Disorder and the before mentioned depression at 17...
-Have had a "stress induced psychotic episode" where I didn't hurt anyone but went a little 'off the rails' and after not being able to sleep for days trashed the house I was living in with the two girls that owed me $1000 each and weren't looking for work or getting the Dole...I ended up in the psych ward for a bit on an "involuntary treatment order" and they decided because I had one episode that I was bi-polar and had to be on lithium for a while...you never want to be on lithium if you're not actually bipolar...shit will acid wash your psyche...trust me when I say that I'm never ever going to act in any manner that will get me back inside a psyche ward
-Have taken-at rough estimate 50 acid tabs (post psyche ward)
-I decided I wanted to make my pec muscles "dance" when I was in highschool so started developing the muscles...I have manboobs that I can make "dance" now..I often flex my manboobs as "something to do" throughout the day-like how some folks chew their nails
-Doctors and psychologists etc I've seen last few years have decided I'm cyclothymic-which is a cutdown version of Bipolar 2...I don't get the "I AM A GOLDEN GOD" highs but my brain can become very overactive
...meh....the realisation that I've putt in some facts about myself that will probably scare you off dear reader is washing over me like atomic fallout but you can't really change your past and you'd find out shit eventually if we did become friends or dated or had sex even since I'm one of those faggy post-coital talkers...none of the above is actually eplained properly nor could be without a proper conversation..
Many things have gone into making up who I am today and many more will go into who I am tomorrow...maybe I should just put a nice "I like stuff and people and things" profile...this site needs a proofreading service..