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cloudnothings

25 Halifax, Nova Scotia, CA Cis Woman

Cis Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Aug 26
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I spent many years trying to figure out who I am, and now I am trying to destroy that.

I am bored and boring. I stay up late. I live vicariously through others. I am a superhero.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm taking karate classes online.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Correcting others' grammatical errors (if they would like the help; I try not to limit anyone's personal expression), eating large amounts of food in a small period of time, not sleeping for days or sleeping eighteen hours in one day, most Nintendo 64 games, caring too little, caring too much.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am short, and I have an opinion about everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Fugitive Pieces by Anne Michaels, Memories of My Melancholy Whores by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin, Disgrace by J.M. Coetzee, The Lorax by Dr. Seuss, Office Girl by Joe Meno.

Movies:
Half Nelson, Closer, Dead Poets Society, Mean Creek, My Neighbour Totoro, I <3 Huckabees, Obvious Child.

Shows:
The Office, Friday Night Lights, Bob's Burgers, Party Down, Pushing Daisies, Lost, Black Books, Bunheads, Gravity Falls, You're the Worst, Breaking In, Steven Universe. I also love reality television.

Music:
The National, Robyn, The Mountain Goats, Cadence Weapon, Ashlee Simpson, The Weakerthans, T.I., Pg. 99, Azalea Banks, LCD Soundsystem, The Hidden Cameras, Charles Hamilton, The Saddest Landscape, Taylor Swift.

Food:
Pineapple popsicles, breakfast sandwiches, pizza, oatmeal cookies, bananas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
An internet connection, nail polish, an open window, my bear, my best friend, a blanket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Running away, staying put, creating, destroying, and re-creating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a television marathon with too many snacks while browsing the internet, or playing board games with some people while we eat large amounts of food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are about five people who look at my profile on a daily basis, but never message me. I have started screencapping every time they look at my profile, and that way, if I ever go missing, the police will have a starting point.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do not post on reddit. You are a magical girl. You cannot sleep at 5:00AM. You like bad puns. You can teach me skills like knitting or woodworking. You want to be berated.