I spent many years trying to figure out who I am, and now I am
trying to destroy that.
I am bored and boring. I stay up late. I live vicariously through
others. I am a superhero.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm taking karate classes online.
I’m really good at
Correcting others' grammatical errors (if they would like the help;
I try not to limit anyone's personal expression), eating large
amounts of food in a small period of time, not sleeping for days or
sleeping eighteen hours in one day, most Nintendo 64 games, caring
too little, caring too much.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am short, and I have an opinion about everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fugitive Pieces by Anne Michaels, Memories of My Melancholy Whores by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin, Disgrace by J.M. Coetzee, The Lorax by Dr. Seuss, Office Girl by Joe Meno.
Half Nelson, Closer, Dead Poets Society, Mean Creek, My Neighbour Totoro, I <3 Huckabees, Obvious Child.
The Office, Friday Night Lights, Bob's Burgers, Party Down, Pushing Daisies, Lost, Black Books, Bunheads, Gravity Falls, You're the Worst, Breaking In, Steven Universe. I also love reality television.
The National, Robyn, The Mountain Goats, Cadence Weapon, Ashlee Simpson, The Weakerthans, T.I., Pg. 99, Azalea Banks, LCD Soundsystem, The Hidden Cameras, Charles Hamilton, The Saddest Landscape, Taylor Swift.
Pineapple popsicles, breakfast sandwiches, pizza, oatmeal cookies, bananas.
The six things I could never do without
An internet connection, nail polish, an open window, my bear, my
best friend, a blanket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Running away, staying put, creating, destroying, and re-creating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a television marathon with too many snacks while browsing the internet, or playing board games with some people while we eat large amounts of food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There are about five people who look at my profile on a daily
basis, but never message me. I have started screencapping every
time they look at my profile, and that way, if I ever go missing,
the police will have a starting point.
You should message me if
You do not post on reddit. You are a magical girl. You cannot sleep
at 5:00AM. You like bad puns. You can teach me skills like knitting
or woodworking. You want to be berated.