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clown_unicorn

30 / M / Straight / Single

San Francisco, California

His Details

Last Online
May 18
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A little bit goofy. Dancing is enjoyable, but my feet seem to get in the way. New tattoo ideas seem to be everywhere. Helmets look dumb, but are necessary. Books are better than kindles. There is so much to do, none of it gets done. Sleep is difficult, but the bed is made.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an English teacher who doesn't look like a teacher. No glasses. My classroom is in one of those ubiquitous buildings with the red logo. Change is always welcome. Shoes make sense to me.
I’m really good at
reaching high things, understanding poetry, housesitting, grammar (it's my job), smiling, getting hangovers.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes, colorful shoes, my watch for some reason, the rocket ship on my arm. Also, people say I have a British accent; even a British guy once.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The English Patient, The Fountianhead, Number 9 Dream, The Gone-Away World, Cloud Atlas-Books
Scientific American, Psychology Today, Spin-magazines
Brick, Drive, Rushmore -Movies
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs in Oakland or GuitarWolf were the best shows I have seen.
M83, Grimes, Odd Future, Neon Indian, Frank Sinatra,The Naked and Famous, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Florence and the Machine, A$AP, Baths, CocoRosie, Little People, Childish Gambino, Schoolboy Q, Angel Haze, Niki and the Dove, Japandroids, Miike Snow, Theophilus London -music
Recently it has been BBQs in the panhandle, Picaros, Tikka Masala, Panhandle Pizza, El Faro
The six things I could never do without
A Pen
Art
The Nighttime
Showers
hexagons
Fingerless Gloves
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Universe, girls, What it would be like to be (a)..., Time, superpowers, why taxis think that getting their next fair a second quicker is justification enough to cut me off, language and where the sun goes at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home or in space, I'd like to think I'm an astronaut.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't stand the feeling and the noise that cotton balls make.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
People think you are nice. You laugh. You can be spontaneous. You can accept that I can't dance very well, and might want to show me a thing or two. You like guys with beards and tattoos, who teach, ride a gold and green bike, and has an upside-down map on his wall.