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clown_unicorn

31 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm originally from Montana. I lived in Japan after college. I've been in the city for five years. I'm nice. I smile. I laugh. I travel. I watch movies. I like the theater. I drink beer and gin, though not together, never together. That would be awful. I hold open doors, and say thank you. My OKC name comes from a tattoo. I don't sleep much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach English at an Art school (if you live in the city, you know the one) to people who are not from around here. I might correct your sentences, but only if you do it it me first. Aside from that, I have artistic hobbies; painting, drawing, writing and photography. I have an affinity for tattoos and bicycles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job. Understanding the unsaid. Seeing different perspectives. I can make a decent omelette.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Shiny bike, colorful arms, I get compliments on my jackets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The English Patient, Number 9 Dream, The Gone-Away World, Cloud Atlas, the new Hawkeye series is fantastic-Books
Brick, Drive, Rushmore -Movies
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs in Oakland or GuitarWolf, Coachella '13, were the best shows I have seen.
M83, Grimes, Bloc Party, Deftones, Frank Sinatra, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Florence and the Machine, A$AP, Pretty Lights, Childish Gambino,The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the XX, Japandroids, Miike Snow, , I like movie scores when being creative-music
Wonderland Chinese, sandwiches, I cook a mean steak, I once won a blue ribbon for banana bread, I love sandwiches, no one talks about sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Pen
Art
The Nighttime
Showers
knowing there is still one more thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How what I am saying affects thirteen people three times a week. Where the next plane will take me. The future, not particularly my future, just the future in general. Colors. Oh and tattoos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out, in, around, and other prepositions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I take showers in the dark. It's nice.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-conditionals don't scare you
-good>Evil
-you want to jitterbug
-you are nice
-you see me, you like me
-you have a pet tiger
-you have a spaceship
-you smell like blueberries