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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 29, 2014
Black, White
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Post grad
Might want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to eat brunch, watch football on Sundays, hike, kayak, take road trips, ski, and drink adult beverages. Wanna join me?

I've never once been described as laid back. I consider this a good thing.

A bit of a goofball, so you better find it endearing that I can laugh at myself.

I think smart is sexy. Funny is too. Seeking a "real adult" who's looking for something more than a hook up but isn't quite past the occasional crazy night out.

I don't believe in god, long distance relationships, or putting olives on anything. I never want to go bungee jumping, ice fishing, or live below the Mason-Dixon Line. I insist on the Oxford comma and I'm allergic to cats. If these are deal breakers, thanks for playing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being pun-y. Using the oxford comma. Multitasking. Drinking beer. Reading people like books. Also reading books.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Historical fiction and things written by funny lady tv stars

Dumb and Dumber, American Beauty, and Office Space

House of Cards, SVU, and How I Met Your Mother

The Black Keys, The Xx, and Lana Del Ray

Burgers at Tasty Burger (best burger in the city), sushi at Kamiza, $1 oysters at Marliave
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
outdoor funtivities (hiking/camping/kayaking/drinking on patios)
friends/family to enjoy all these things with

Tangentially related: some things people really seem to like that I could do without...
slam poetry
Jason Bateman
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to make Boston feel new after being here for almost five years.

Also why people show up for movies 30 seconds before they start and then are confused about why there aren't good seats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Family dinner with my little group of friends. We've made a pact to try more new places this spring, instead of our regular standby places. On the list: Row 34, Pastoral, Wink and Nod.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Make me laugh and I'm yours.

I also think smarts are sexier than shirtless pictures. Take note, gentlemen of okcupid.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet up. I'm fun, single, and not looking for a pen pal.