A professor once told me I could hold an engaging conversation with a brick wall. I consider it an incredible compliment.
I really like food, trying to cook (wine helps), and trying new places, but the word foodie makes my skin crawl and using it will make me instantly loath you. The phrases "young professional" and "chill out" have the same effect.
I run and try to take care of myself blah blah, but I could have my sneakers on and you could talk me into getting a beer instead.
I think this joke is funny:
A professor was lecturing to his class one day. In English, he said, a double negative forms a positive. However, he pointed out, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."