I'm a 23 year old filmmaker living in the city. I'm pretty laid back, but I can be passionate should something warrant it. I'm looking for someone who is funny (dark & witty humor is a plus), can hold a conversation, is happy with who she is, and is creative in some way.

If during the course of a conversation you can discuss over-analytical silly issues and hypotheticals, serious philosophical debates, modern politics, art, absurdly obscure pop culture, then back to over-analytical silly issues and hypotheticals, we'd get along quite swimmingly.

A few tidbits:
I have a great appreciation for B-movies. Nothing's better than a bad moviefest.
I have a pretty eclectic taste when it comes to just about anything.
My dream is to make a living creating films and/or comic books, while using photography to relax. If you have an interest in any such things, all the better. :)
I also have a passion for quoting Jurassic Park at least once a day. My goal for this year is to say, "I can see the fleas! Mummy, can't you see the fleas?" and have it be natural and applicable to the situation.
Jones Berry Lemonade Soda is the greatest beverage ever.
Tropicana 100% No Pulp Orange Juice is the second greatest beverage.

Also, if I could be anyone, I'd be Jim Morrison. Minus the whole drug and being dead thing. Just an FYI, in case you were wondering.

My favorite joke: "Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?"

And by popular demand, my second favorite joke:
"What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?"

Message me if you'd care to take a swing at the answers.

So, apparently this site feels I'm a sex-driven robot. I'd like to refute this. 99% of robots can't even have sex. Even then, lovebots rarely come in "male" models. Don't believe a word of it. Also, I'm not very indie. Bad OkCupid badges!

I also have a slight problem with it describing "similar members" as being more moral. Morality is arbitrary. I'm a very moral person. Not necessarily from a Judeo-Christian standpoint, but I hold to Mill's principle of the greatest happiness.

Apparently, a user named "Nick_the_Stick" is "more loving" than I am. Way to go, Mr. the Stick. Heh. I suppose that should say something about me?**

So, yeah.

**But seriously, Nick, I'm sure you and your stick are quite lovely and I mean no disrespect.

Looking into festivals for my senior thesis film so someone will actually see it.

All sorts of things. If you have something specific in mind, ask and I'll tell you if I'm good at it. ;)

My dark, sardonic, satirical humor.

They may not entirely recognize it as satire, but they certainly take notice.

On that note, yes. I am aware of how ironic being "very serious" about agnosticism is. You really don't have to point it out, considering all of the other contradictory things I've got on here.

Books(Novels): Brave New World, Light in August

Books(Comics): Runaways (Vaughan and Whedon), Astonishing X-Men (Whedon), Messiah Complex, X-Factor (David), Thor (Straczynski), Pride of Baghdad (Vaughan), Deadpool (Way)

Music: Metallica, OK Go, Billy Joel, Alanis Morissette, Rob Zombie, Spinal Tap, Gorillaz, The Beatles, Bloodhound Gang, The Cranberries, Richard Cheese

Movies: Star Wars, Pan's Labyrinth, The Apartment, Jurassic Park, Casablanca, Shaun of the Dead, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, The Princess Bride, Little Shop of Horrors, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Teeth, 12 Monkeys, M, X-Men, X2, Hulk vs Wolverine, Sin City, Iron Man, Leon/The Professional, This Film is Not Yet Rated, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, In Bruges, Ghostbusters, Ed Wood, Sweeney Todd, Team America World Police, Across the Universe, This is Spinal Tap, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Walk the Line, Juno, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, and many many more.

TV: Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dexter, South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Wolverine and the X-Men, The Spectacular Spider-Man, X-Men the Animated Series, Scrubs, Quantum Leap, The Secret World of Alex Mack, Wonder Showzen, Arrested Development, Daria

1. Air
2. Water
3. Food
4. Gravity
5. A central nervous system
6. Absurdly literal answers to figurative questions

If anyone, myself included, could quantify all of the things swimming around in my head, they deserve a medal.

No, seriously. I never have a point where I'm not thinking of a dozen or so things all overlapping. It's a mess, really.

Also, why Italian, Irish, and Jersey girls always have to indicate as much in their screennames. I mean, really. You don't see "AremnianChick233" or "Delaware4eva". Do you? If these things are your defining traits, you probably lack a soul. That's right, I went there.

Doing the same thing I do every night, Pinky.

I envy LARPers.

...but not really.

If you're wondering about my romantic ideals, the thought of a song like Alanis Morissette's "Head Over Feet" being written about me would make me melt. Failing that, it would be simply badass to inspire a song like "You Oughta Know"

You're awesome. Or awesomely bored.

*IMPORTANT!*
If you look like Jean Grey, sing like Alanis Morissette or Dolores O'Riordan, write like William Faulkner, rule like Alexander the Great, know that "Proud Mary" is a Creedence song (not Tina Turner), and have sex like Lorena Bobbit, I'll be yours forever.

But seriously, make me laugh a true LOL or make me think a deep thought I had never before considered, and I will give you mad props (but not the Carrot Top kind.)

Also, don't expect me to change to meet your sensitivities. I won't convert to your religion, I won't become a vegetarian, nor will I listen to emo. 'nuff said.