Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, yes its true Christine officially is dating someone... and
yes I even met them online (mind you he lives like 5 minutes from
me, and works as a cook at the bar I drink at OH and his brother
works with me) so I am assuming I probably would have eventually
ran into him but whatever I met him online. Anyways, yes I should
probably delete this profile but after reading all the messages I
got from people enjoying reading my profile, I really don't have
the heart to remove it. So feel free to take a read, you can never
have too many friends so don't hesitate to send me a message. (Jan
19th, 9am) ***OH and for you guys that actually read my details or
stalk my profile waiting for an update I quit smoking been 19 days
I am currently working as a kitchen supervisor and planning on
writing my red seal later this year. So this has nothing to do with
anything just random gibberish so feel free to read or just move on
to the next part. So its 2am on well i guess its Wednesday now I
just got home from work and I am pretty damn bored so I am skimming
through the people online and cant help wondering whether they are
like me and are really just that bored OR if they are completely
creepers.. I know that sounds rude but guarantee before you click
on "message this person" you wonder whether or not this person is
"sane".. Well here is a hit for those that want to message me,
first, not entirely sane, I mean I won't kill you with an ax in the
middle of the night while you are sleeping but definitely would
laugh if I read the headline " Man killed by OKCupid Girl - is the
internet really a safe place to meet people" LOL Ok so if u just
chuckled at that message me, cause trust me, we'd get along well..
If u think I sound absolutely nuts, you know what, I am, 100%, if I
was sane Id probably still be dating my highschool sweetheart.
Anyways, its 2:06 am now, and yes I am still bored. Welcome to my
I am down to earth, funny, and quirky
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
wow, this question reminds me of an exam question that you know is
probably super easy to bullshit but for some reason you just keep
reading the question over and over and no matter how hard you try
you cant form a sentence.. but seriously, I do work, and I love my
job, and hopefully one day Ill make it to the top, but really right
now, I enjoy just working and hanging out and enjoying being young
enough to do stupid shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
well the obvious thing is cooking - it being my job and all.. BUT I
guess i am really good at acting like I care about sports, and no
guys dont think I am doing this to get you to like me cause Im not
that desperate but I work with all guys and well not saying I want
to fit in but when guys start talking about sports with me assuming
I am just like "one of the guys" I must give them some sort of look
that says "YES IM INTERESTED" because they just dont shut up about
it. Now mind you, mention curling and im all ears but basketball???
really?? OH also good at writing profiles that will probably scare
away any potential guys that could be interested. lol
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I don't wear makeup. Yes, its true, I am 25 and the only time
I put on makeup is out of boredom and usually I wipe it all off
before I even leave my bedroom. What can I say, I figure if you
feel the need to wear make up then it means you arent fully
comfortable with your appearance. Myself I love the way I look, and
I am not cocky , I dont think I am hot shit or anything like that,
just when I look in the mirror I can't think of one thing that I
would change or attempt to improve. I guess this makes me
"confident" but really at times I think it would be nice to be one
of those girls that spend an hour in front of the mirror making
herself look "perfect" for some dude that probably doesnt notice.
It would be nice to get dressed up at times and actually care what
someone thinks about you... but unfortunately that is not me. If
someone doesnt like me for me then well first off your insane, and
secondly just remember that I could have set you up with these
really hot girls that I talk about :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a hard time picking my favorite for anything. I feel like if
I pick a favorite then I am limiting myself of something that may
be better. However, for the sake of this profile I will give out my
favorite of the week...
Favorite book - Wicked (currently reading it and I love it)
Favorite movie - He's just not that into you (i know girly, but its
just SOOOO true to all girls)
Music- right now I am listening to a lot of Rise Against
Food - I will never have a favorite food, not even of the week, I
love it all!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family.. they keep me partially sane... or drunk either
My cat Pickles
My dog Olive
Wine.. if this world ever runs out of wine and jesus hasnt retuned
to make water into wine then please just kill me
Food. And not just for the purpose of survival the day I have to
live off canned food please just let me starve.. or kill me and eat
me.. either or.
Oh I guess I should mention my friends... they are cool.. some
replaceable but for the most part I love them and well a couple of
them I have tried to replace but then I just end up with more
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) What did I do last night?
2) Where did I put my cell phone?
3) Why did I drink so much last night?
4) When is the next time I can go out?
LOL just kidding... or kind of kidding.. I really do ask myself all
those questions every day but you know.. it doesnt consume me.. I
also think about why I decided to be a fulltime babysitter when all
the kids are playing with knifes..???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ok so my previous answer was working, but I am going to change this
to either working or drinking or sleeping all depending on my work
schedule as for anyone who works in restaurants they dont really
mean anything except that you work when the big guy tells you to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
well figuring IM REALLY OPEN! I will probably admit anything but
the thing is... As crazy as my life is.. I dont really have any 6th
toes or 3rd nipples.. And I guess if you want to know about my sex
life well I guess that would mean I had a sex life... so here is
it.. the most private thing I will admit is that I am a complete
nutcase :) but atleast im cute :P
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Alright, this is where people that think Id be super fun to talk to
should read carefully, if it takes me longer than 2 hours to get to
where ever you live, don`t message me, I am not that nice of a
person that I feel the need to chat with every guys that says
something witty to me. Remember how I mentioned that I wonder who
is a creeper and who is just like me, well I really do think about
that before I message someone back... So if you don`t fit that
criteria, I am super glad my profile could entertain you but really
me writing all this was to entertain myself. It is now 2:49am and I
have killed almost a full hour writing whatever comes to my mind.
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