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cmm303

32 F New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
This is impossible. I'm a lawyer at a non-profit (in it for the money) and I live in New Orleans and I think I'm a good time. Into knifeplay and gun shows. Very serious about both. Originally from Florida, lived in New York for about a decade, happy to live here now.
I’m really good at
I don't think I'm *really* good at anything, but I can juggle and I still know most of the words to Gangsta's Paradise. I think those are assets that any man would like to see in the future mother of his children. Right?
The first things people usually notice about me
My surprisingly youthful appearance and my winning smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read lots of books. Favorite authors include Faulkner, Paul Bowles, John Fowles, Flannery O'Connor, Tennessee Williams, dead Russians, dead Frenchmen. I just finished Just Kids and it was the tops.

Movies: Mostly those appealing to children - Ghostbusters, Home Alone, Gremlins, et al. I also really like Robert Altman and Woody Allen and horror movies from the olden days.

Shows: I have probably seen every episode of Criminal Minds (see: most private thing I'm willing to admit). I also like all those AMC shows and BBC stuff. I like to pretend that on Friday nights I'm usually out having an awesome time, but I (occasionally) get waylaid by Law and Order SVU marathons. Help. Speaking of Friday nights, Friday Night Lights.

Music: Mr. Okra. Leonard Cohen. Hardcore rap.

Food? I really hate eating food, but when I have to I usually enjoy cheeseburgers, pizza, lobster rolls, anything else that speeds up death.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Fashion magazines
(I can't think of anything else.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Overpopulation. Whether I look too pale. My job.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went through a phase as a teenager where I was really into creeping out in the dead of night and stealing lawn ornaments from my neighbors' yards. I'm not into that anymore, promise.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I don't know. You probably *shouldn't* message me, though: if you don't have a sense of humor, if you think women's bodies have a way of shutting that whole thing down, if you're really into Ayn Rand, if you're married, if you don't like animals, if you're rude to people in the service industry, or if you don't like reading books. I'm not too picky, but those are deal breakers.