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21 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

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Last Online
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White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Romanian (Fluently), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
I fucking love mathematics, physics, programmming, the Oxford comma, and using "fucking" as an adverb.

I have a very questionable and somewhat immature sense of humour to which absolutely nothing is taboo. Sometimes it's cringe-worthy, sometimes it's scatological, and sometimes it's very, very dark. It is perhaps my way of coping with a sad and cruel world.

Je parle aussi français!
What I’m doing with my life
oh god what am I doing with my life oh god


I am currently in a Physics-Mathematics undergraduate program at uOttawa. I spend whatever little free time I have on various programming (sometimes plus math and physics) projects. Sometimes I even sleep, but that doesn't happen very often.
I’m really good at
Mathematics (although I don't like real analysis because the proofs are, in my opinion, ass-backwards and inelegant)
• Mocking people who spell ,,hypocrisy'' as ,,hypocracy'' or ,,casual'' (as in sex) as ,,causal''.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There is almost no discernible pattern to my musical tastes, so I'll just list here stuff I know I've listened to a lot, ordered alphabetically:
Bands: Abba, Ayreon, Blind Guardian, Jean Michel Jarre, Rhapsody of Fire, Sting, Stream of Passion, Vangelis.
Specific songs: "Gregorian - Moment of Peace", "Dvořák - Symphonie Nr. 9 e-moll Allegro con fuoco".

Movies and shows, well, I have a terrible title memory so forget about me reciting anything too specific. I know Space Odyssey 2001 was pretty good. "IT Crowd" was really great. I'm (not?) particularly proud of this, but I watched the entire Dragon Ball, DBZ and DBGT series within a time frame of two weeks. I finished five seasons of Doctor Who in a week (I know, I'm terrible). I also finished all the Star Trek there is.

I have the same title memory problem with books as well. Only few titles come to my mind, such as "Nineteen eighty-four" or "Ender's game". I do remember reading a lot of Isaac Asimov at some point. "The Mind Net" by Herbert W. Franke was awesome. I would list some math/compsci textbooks here but I don't think that's what this question is referring to.

As for food, I used to cook my own food but since I barely have time to sleep nowadays I buy frozen crap instead.
The six things I could never do without
• water and nourishment
• a functional bathroom
• a secure laptop (i.e. running only open-source software), and its power supply
• backup laptop
• a functional Internet connection
• electricity to make it all work!

I don't require much in the physical world. If I have all of the above items I'm okay.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
• the fact that the more accurate and detailed this profile is, the quicker it becomes outdated.
• existence, human life and death.
On a typical Friday night I am
• doing exactly the same as every other night -- a maths/physics assignment, or programming. Or procrastinating.
• trying to follow the mountain guide's advice and not stare into the gaping existential void below. OH SHI-
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My sex drive is a standard deviation or two above average.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
all of the following statements are true:
• you are almost (I say almost because the some of the base axioms of morality and so on are mostly motivated by emotions such as empathy oh this would be a great discussion) entirely driven by logic
• you are into mathematics, physics, programming inclusive-or biology (because that's what I am blabbing about all the time, maybe with some light philosophy mixed in)
• a simple connected finite graph is a tree if and only if it has one more vertices than edges

Also, since you've read this far, so here's a little treat:
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they're always taking things literally.

If you care about secrecy of correspondence, you may use the following GnuPG key:
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