36 Philadelphia, PA
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I guess I'm just looking for the same thing as everyone else...someone to instagram pictures of their food and then sit quietly across from me at dinner while we both stare at our phones...I kid.

Things I love: mustard, old school nintendo, picking out records for other people to buy, comfortable footwear, hot showers with good water pressure, iced tea, HBO, Buster Bluth, Sam Cooke, Chik-Fil-A chicken sandwiches, Mental Floss, sunrises, Rustica, making things, stretching, coca-cola, walking around the city in the snow, avocados, soft pretzels, that time during sunsets when everything seems to have a golden glow, videos of the muppets lip-synching 90's hip-hop.

Things I don't love: ketchup, self-help books, country music, olives, people who write "defiantly" instead of "definitely" or "loose" instead of "lose", The Dallas Cowboys, Chik-Fil-A's stance on gay marriage, hangovers, most of the Jersey Shore, the dishwasher in my apartment, oysters, daylight savings time, IPA's, the idea of President Donald Trump
What I’m doing with my life
I play a doctor on the internet.
I’m really good at
eating dinner at 9pm because I got sidetracked by the internet
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Murakami, Klosterman, Vonnegut; currently reading Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari

Movies: Bill Murray and yet oddly enough NOT Wes Anderson movies.

Shows: Pretty much anything on HBO or Netflix, Man Seeking Woman, Louie, Mr. Robot, Better Call Saul, Football

Music: pretty much all of it, never get tired of Outkast, Biggie, Beastie Boys, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Charles Bradley, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Black Keys, Beck. Lately I've been listening to jazzy Brazilian music for some reason.

I'm much more likely to see a show at Johnny Brenda's/Underground Arts then any stadium.

Food: Spicy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...THE MUSICAL. How is this not a thing?
On a typical Friday night I am
yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off my lawn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Philly Phanatic is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
you want to support my dream of becoming a mechanical bull fighter